July 17, 2007

• Urge.to.post.Deathly Hallows.spoilers.rising
• Why do the é characters not seem to appear on that page?
• Gawker can plo my chop.
• Best. Article. Ever.
• Teh.Shizz. Kthks.
• The internet is dead.
• Let's make up new cliches to replace the old ones! Me first: Okay, whenever you're upset about no one commenting in the FPP that you worked really hard on, you say "Fizzleding" and then you add a ":(". Oh man, I'm laughing already!
• Another one: I just projectile vomited all over my dog.
• Well, there's five minutes of my life I'll never get back. Zing!
• let's propagate this future cliché: "Good eough for Gawker..."
• This Gawker, it vibrates?
• gawker, I say unto you, meh
• In lieu of posting it again: how to use cliché. Send flowers.
• I just projectile vomited all over my dog a little in my mouth.
• How's this for a cliché: "You, Mr. Mohney, are a pretentious dickwad."
• Hey, this seems to be the perfect time to ask this, since I can't seem to find the answer myself: where/when did that whole "3. ??? 4. Profit!" thingy originate?
• With Hitler.
• Hitler on Fark, as I can tell.
• kittenhead: apparently
• where/when did that whole "3. ??? 4. Profit!" thingy originate? Underpants gnomes.
• Oh Abiezer, you suck!
• Why not offer him a big, steaming cup of FUCK OFF?
• I just projectile vomited all over my dog. See, it's a cliche already!
• How about a big, steaming cup of OTTER BILE?
• Fes: neener, neener!
• The "Seriously? Seriously?" one started on South Park, too, if I'm not mistaken.
• Thank you, both of you! That has been driving me crazy and dang, it's hard to Google!
• My lolcat's breath smells like cheezburger.
• The ads at the top of the page with the butts are kind of NSFW.
• Unless you work in a proctologist's office.
• Shoulda called it "Gawker patronizes masses. Film at 11."
• I just projectile vomited a little in my dog's mouth all over.
• WTF am I supposed to use to write with now?