July 16, 2007
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Nope, sorry, I'm not doing it. No way. I've had my fill. Nice try, Capt, but it ain't happening. Find someone else.
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That's nuts!
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Well, I'm sure Boris and Natasha are on the case.
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TUM FTW!
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I think this is a bit of a chestnut.
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And if it keeps up, we shall have to alert the sciuridae guards.
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Free the Fuzzy Fourteen!
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Which one of those squirrels was actually the mole?
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Hmm, we'll have to ferret him out.
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Who's gonna tail him?
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Using squirrels in the War on Terror seems stupid, since squirrels are BAD NEWS: "Sure they look cute and harmless, seeming to live their lives eating nuts, playing in the trees, and chasing eachother across your front lawn. The fact is they have far bigger plans: Global domination and human enslavement."
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Following the arrest, the CIA noted sharply increased levels of chatter on the internets.
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Oh my, they cornered them!
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/applause
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Indeed!
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Well done, roryk! Is the guy on the lower left the mole?
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No, the other left.
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yeah, he's the one with the blue hat.
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SKWRLZ RULZ
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So THIS is what became of Secret Squirrel! I've always wondered.
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Let me tell you how those squirrels infiltrated Iran... One of their number was plucked nekked and placed under a window where it was soon photographed looking pink and helpless. In the ensuing argument over exactly what kind of creature this was, the other squirrels set up a powerbase, ordering cheezeburgerz and filling wheeled coolers full of Red Bull while waiting patiently for their chance to take over.
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Squirrel tomb raiders
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Revealed: Secret Squirrel Master Plan
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Stork detained in Egypt on suspicion of spying