July 16, 2007

The Shiva Lingam at Amarnath, the huge ice phallus of the God Shiva worshipped by thousands of pilgrims every year, has melted totally.Over enthusiatic hugging? Or global warming? In the past there have been accusations of tampering ...
posted by darling 17 years ago
  • Do we consider ourselves deuteragonists? Second most important in the Great Drama of Life? Or are we pretending to be so, out of ignorance? Or merely acting out our misconceptions? Or waiting for the veil of illusion to lift and expose that which lay behind was in fact a mirror of what lay hidden inside, Pure, Timeless, Intelligence, Deathless, Beingless, All Knowing… STOP ASKING STUFF! /hed asplodes
  • GOD DAMMIT all these fucking ICE COCKS MELT before I get to TOUCH AND WORSHIP THEM!!!
  • Should get these damnable wog Hindoos some of these to make ice wankies to put in their silly darkie drinks. They'll go absolutely apeshit.
  • This Lingam=Penis chestnut is actually a sort of invention of the Occident, not intrinsic to the Hindu faith. I've known Hindus who are viscerally offended by this equation. Wikipedia's article on Lingams (Linga?) sucks, as do most Wikipedia articles patrolled by fundamentalist wackjobs, but it will do. As the saying goes, sometimes a Lingam is just a ...
  • Shiva Lingam is a symbol of nascent creative energy, but saying that Hindus don't regard phallic objects as representations of this is not correct either. It's simply a visible sign of the force of creative nature rather than a big dong. Anyway, look, I said ice penis, lets have a larf!
  • No Hank, I'm afraid your mini peni won't do.
  • O_o