July 12, 2007

Baby Jamz. Hip-Hop nursery rhymes. Ideal for chillin' to in yo crib. See what I did there?
posted by kitfisto 17 years ago
  • Holla! No, wait. Hush, shhh, shhhhhhh! Please, be quiet?
  • We only expose our toddler daughter to wholesome Christian music, and the occasional godless piece of Beethoven. Very rarely we'll let her listen to some lullabies from one of those parts of the world that are going to hell, because she should know what heathens sound like.
  • Nothing like a soothing nursery rhyme to put baby to sleep. GACCCKKK!
  • I feel so lulled.
  • The Move N' Groove dance mat looks pretty cool. My two-year-old is starting to enjoy singing and dancing. The Wheels on the Bus is not the version I know.
  • Man, I didn;t think there was any way to make that "Wheels on the Bus" song any more annoying. Just goes to show how wrong a person can be. I also whant to know who thins "Brahm" fellow is, and if I can see the deed to his lullaby.
  • I want the old skool version, with the one guy rapping while the other guy dances around most of the time, only lifting the mic to his mouth to add emphasis to the last word in each line: Hey diddle diddle The cat and the fiddle The cow jumped over the moon
  • We gotta rap rap, rippity rap rap, rip rop rippity do, you know our rhymes are funky fresh, rip rop rippity doo! Word! Funky! Fresh!