March 13, 2004

Your favourite swearword It's not big, it's not clever ... but it is funny ... UK TV station Channel 4's running a branding campaign where it asks its presenters various questions ... most of them pretty safe. But they got risky for this one, intended for cinemas; they asked their presenters their favourite swearwords ... inevitably it's been banned ... via b3ta.com ... definately NSFW (unless you've got headphones plugged in)
posted by dickdotcom 20 years ago
  • that is hilarious. any idea why half of the cast from the West Wing and that dude from Scrubs were mixed in with all the Brits? my favourite swearword is fuckstick.
  • C4 shows the West Wing ... not sure what Scrubs is
  • Scrubs
  • oh god another medical drama ... aren't there enough already? apparently we have that one on C4 too. I haven't seen it, and surprisingly, neither has my girlfriend ... I like the word 'fuckwit'
  • It's actually a medical comedy, and it's very funny. The passive-aggressive janitor is a genius invention.
  • Scrubs isn't a medical drama. It's a really quirky medical comedy. It has a really unique sense of humour, that I really like. They are really funny, and yet meaningful at the same time. Not really from a drama standpoint but from more of a life lesson perspective. I too enjoy the word fuckstick.
  • my potty-mouth has received a burst of creativity....and mimicry! thanks and a fuckin' bananna for such fun.
  • Thanks, that sounds much more promising - I like the sound of a passive-aggressive janitor, I'll keep an eye out for it.
  • hey blaise, cool side note: that passive-aggressive janitor is an ex-boyfriend of mine! kid you not. we went to high school together in waukegan, illinois, a suburb of chicago. he wrote a whole page in my yearbook my freshman year. i kid friends that i could probably auction it off on e-bay. it's very sweet. "as of the moment, i am in like with you," he wrote. he's a great guy!
  • That's incredible. Does he have a big willy? Aw, c'mon, we were all thinking it...
  • Well, you made me laugh, Blaise...
  • That was good.
  • What we really want to know, SideDish, is was there anything about the guy that hinted at his future as a famous janitor? (Some interesting use of cleaning supplies...) Of course, here in LALALand, you cant swing a gerbil without hitting an a TV star's ex... I remember most entertainingly a co-worker at a radio station (who shall remain nameless because she's still on the air in L.A.; besides I can't spell her name anyway) going off on just how weird William "Greatest American Hero" Katt was before he got famous...
  • A friend of mine once slept with Chesney Hawkes. Now that is special. (Although I doubt anybody who is English and aged between 20 and 30 will have any idea what I'm talking about)
  • Who isn't, god fucking damn it.
  • It depresses me that that site gets six times more visitors than my alternative music webzine ever had in its heyday.
  • dng, I know who you mean. But I'm from a Colony, so you know, same thing.
  • Can't swing a gerbil. In
  • Grrr, didn't work, that above. (Very funny 74, thanks)
  • Chesney Hawkes had sex? Ewww. I know a girl who spent three days locked in a hotel room in Paris with Matt Bellamy from Muse, teaching him how to perform cunnilingus. Once again, uncertain how many non-Brits will know who that is. But at least you know that he's probably quite good at cunnilingus. Oooh, it's getting like Popbitch in here, isn't it? On the subject matter of the thread, can I just say: cocksmith; fucksocks; cuntybollocks. Thankyou.
  • i've heard of Muse, the radio station i listen to, WOXY, plays them almost daily. how about cockgoblin? anyone?
  • Old, yet strangely worthwhile.
  • Older, timeless.
  • Flashboy: Eew. I'd imagine that's like getting licked out by a small rodent.
  • dng, I know who you mean. But I'm from a Colony, so you know, same thing. That has really brought home to me the horrors of Empire. I hope you'll accept my heartfelt apologies, tracicle, on behalf of our entire nation.
  • I may be behind the times, but rectal tick always seems to get people's attention. 'Course that only works if you wish to get into an arguement with them. Otherwise whats the point?
  • Swearwords I like the look of, and find cute to read - fucksocks, fuckbadger. Fuckerknuckle is always fun to say, too.