July 03, 2007
Chim-chim reportedly bites somebody,
catches a beating on set of Speed Racer. PETA on alert, Shaft called in to set things right.
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Alternate headline: "Wachowski Bros. Film Project Now Actually Involves Interesting Story."
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They rape my childhood!!
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Damn monkeys! Can't trust 'em!
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chim-chim = dinner. that little bastard.
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I just checked out the official site and they didn't have a bio for chim-chim. That's probably what made him bitey. It's cool that Hiroyuki Sanada is in the movie, he's one of my favorite Japanese actors.
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Ricci as Trixie... mmmhh... Way to pervert a pure, chast memory from my youth... Well, I suppose it won't be that bad.
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You guys take your cartoons WAY too seriously.
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I take my cartoons with a childish bite of apery.
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Cartoons are serious business. They taught me everything I know.
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Likewise; especially what I know about gravity.
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I mean, it's not like we're talking about something monumentally important like Popeye here, right? I yam what I yam.
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You're going to tell me you didn't weep over that Robin Williams travesty, eh?
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Okay, first of all, that was a Robert Altman travesty that just happened to star the least Robin Williamsy Robin Williams that has ever been cast in anything. Second of all, it wasn't a travesty, it was awesome. And I will take you all on, one by one or in a bunch, to back it up!
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What kind of bunch? Bananas? Coconuts?
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*gulps down can of spinachs, muscles turn into anvils*
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Indeed, Nick, it was teh AWESOME. Locked caps. LOCKED. CAPS.
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He's laaaaaaaaarge...large!