July 03, 2007

Chim-chim reportedly bites somebody, catches a beating on set of Speed Racer. PETA on alert, Shaft called in to set things right.
  • Alternate headline: "Wachowski Bros. Film Project Now Actually Involves Interesting Story."
  • They rape my childhood!!
  • Damn monkeys! Can't trust 'em!
  • chim-chim = dinner. that little bastard.
  • I just checked out the official site and they didn't have a bio for chim-chim. That's probably what made him bitey. It's cool that Hiroyuki Sanada is in the movie, he's one of my favorite Japanese actors.
  • Ricci as Trixie... mmmhh... Way to pervert a pure, chast memory from my youth... Well, I suppose it won't be that bad.
  • You guys take your cartoons WAY too seriously.
  • I take my cartoons with a childish bite of apery.
  • Cartoons are serious business. They taught me everything I know.
  • Likewise; especially what I know about gravity.
  • I mean, it's not like we're talking about something monumentally important like Popeye here, right? I yam what I yam.
  • You're going to tell me you didn't weep over that Robin Williams travesty, eh?
  • Okay, first of all, that was a Robert Altman travesty that just happened to star the least Robin Williamsy Robin Williams that has ever been cast in anything. Second of all, it wasn't a travesty, it was awesome. And I will take you all on, one by one or in a bunch, to back it up!
  • What kind of bunch? Bananas? Coconuts?
  • *gulps down can of spinachs, muscles turn into anvils*
  • Indeed, Nick, it was teh AWESOME. Locked caps. LOCKED. CAPS.
  • He's laaaaaaaaarge...large!