March 13, 2004

I thought this smelled rotten from day one. Plastic shredder, anyone?
  • Well, I heard he had a giant monkey that'd kick you in the nuts! [/cartman]
  • Agreed. Real dictators just take you out and shoot you. The plastic shredder thing is something that a James Bond villain would use. Any time the method of execution is too complicated, I usually dismiss it.
  • however, the bad guys *did* use a wood chipper in the movie "fargo." it was rather messy.
  • Yeah. I always find that the best way to hide someone's remains is to spread them over half of North America. Also, a James Bond villian used a cocaine shredder in one film.
  • The new James Bond? Can you people believe we have no dedicated Bond thread?
  • Yes, Wolof, I can.
  • y'know the sidebar says "pork pork pork", yet i find no comments whatsoever on the Sweedish Chef, sexual relations, OR the Mad Gleason movie, "Jeebus Takes it Up the Pooper" in which insane movie actors rewrite religious history into a violent children's fairy-tale involving a scheming weasel. Well! *stomps out*
  • *warms up shredder for p_b*
  • Hugh Jackman doesn't want to be James Bond. (Sorry, reg required. Perhaps you could trust me this once.)
  • ...no dedicated Bond thread? And worse yet, no Flashman thread!