June 26, 2007

• "It needn't be a little penguin. It can be the biggest penguin you've ever seen. An electric penguin, twenty feet high, with long green tentacles that sting people, and you can stab it in the wings and the blood can go spurting psssssshhhh in slow motion. "
• I could totally take that giant penguin.
• Oh pick on someone from your own epoch.
• BUT I HAVE CONQUERED YOU ALL!!!!! Can I have a biscuit now?
• Jesus kept Giant Penguins as pets, behind his woodworking shop, but the dinosaurs kept eating them during the night.
• Yes, yes, yes ... in America everything is/was larger. Sorry. Just practicing - nearly Edinburgh Festival time. Tell me you love my cute accent then I'll go off and be grumpy elsewhere. mumble, mumble ... nicer chocolate ... cuter squirrels ...
• Oh, those filthy fucking penguins.
• Those giant penguins are still not as large as these giant penguins.
• In a complete derail, I had no idea that Burgess Meredith was on the Hollywood Blacklist. McCarthy blacklisted THE PENGUIN!
• Must not post comments when tired and hungry. Yay for all of continental American supersized prehistoric animals. Our stupid puny red squirrels are probably asking for it. And Reese's Peanut Butter Cups are bliss. When I can get them. Which isn't often. No wonder I'm bitter.
• And now it's time for the television set underneath your penguin to collapse.
• No, explode!
• Penguins explode. Televisions collapse. Go back to physics 101, buddy.
• I don't know why they even bothered with a scientific name. If you had to ask me what I'd call a 5 foot tall penguin with a long, sharp beak, I'd say you call him, "Sir." And no, he's not related.
• May I be the first to say... "Tekeli-li! Tekeli-li!" Oh, and monekylion? Eyes melt, skin explodes, everybody dead...
• "What's on the telly?" "Looks like a penguin." I really needed that imagery to get me through the day!