June 21, 2007

• OK, I'll start... What a wanker.
• "Knock it off, already!" "OK."
• Mad Mom Mutilates Marathon Masturbator!
• "Why do you have to do it that much?" "Beats me."
• So, she did the stabbing, and he did the choking... C'mon. Somebody else now...
• That's a lot of spunk.
• *zips up Hazmat suit*
• Perhaps he liked it.
• A Brisbane woman stabbed a male friend twice in the shower I had to read that a few times - I kept thinking it said she stabbed him in the shoulder. Where exactly is a man's shower, and does it hurt to be stabbed there? Wait, don't answer that... "I can't believe you shot me, Fanny!"
• So he's a shower, not a... sorry. I have always held strongly to the philosophy of "Me First" when it comes to trying out new S&M toys. It's not that I am a masochist by any means... Mh. You could have fooled me.
• Mr. Blair? What's Tony doing in Australia?
• Getting a little "me" time in...
• Not me, obv.
• Theme music by Matthew Wilder.
• Maybe she ended up stabbing him because she wouldn't let him stab her.
• "I can't believe you shot me, Fanny!" And did you hear the one about the hungry Panda with a gun? Every day, he just walks into the same restaurant, then eats shoots and leaves.
• It's really too bad he doesn't live in Oklahoma, as the trial could have gone before our favorite well-oiled judge.
• Perhaps he liked it. Yeah, maybe he had a hard-on for pain.
• Seems like overkill for her to punish him with the knife. He was already spanking himself.
• Too bad his name wasn't Richard... since he was such a dick. Oh, wait. His middle name actually is Peter. Carry on.
• Got yer back, Senor El Capitan.
• Stabbing vs. extended masturbation session: which prick hurts worse?
• Hey! Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with somebody I love!
• A stroke of genius, that joke.
• I have sent this link to mr medusa to warn him of these previously unknown perils of weekend masturbatathons. not that mr medusa would know anything about spending an entire day wacking off to internet porn...NO!! not at all....
• If one were accosted by such a sight from another one, one might desire to rub another one out, so to speak: hello.
• What ever happened to that other thread we loved so well? You remember, the one that encouraged you to use your imaginations? Here's a few to "prod your memeory"-- Freeing Willy Frosting your maple bar Frying up the corndog Gallop the old bony pony Gardening with the golden trowel Get a date with Slick Mittens Get the German soldier marching Get to know yourself Get your pole varnished Give your low five Giving the half-blind dog a run for his money Go a couple of rounds with ol' Josh Go blind Go on a date with Fisty Palmer Go on a date with Handrea and Palmela Going Hans Solo on Darth Vader's head Grease the pipe Have one off the cuff Confirm the bishop Hold the sausage hostage Holding your own Hone the cone Honk your horn Hosing down the driveway Hotfooting it to the nearest exit Hug the hog Hump your hose Investing in pork bellies Invoking the Oscar Meyer love spell Left(or Right)to your own devices Letting the cat out of the bag Liquidating the inventory Genital stimulation via phallengetic motion OR in this case: Takin' the prick, and goin' for a run The list was copied of the net, but the last one was ALL MY OWN! hee hee
• Captioning the LOLcat. Ah. Nothing like some naughty wordplay to put some life into a thread.
• I thought I'd check back and see if he's still stroking it.
• Keed spills.
• Not meaning to Beat a Dead Horse, but what ever happened to that Bobbitt guy?
• omg Chyren!
• In this of all threads... LOL. Good to see ya mate.
• Sounds like Mr. Blair was a "hands-on", stand-up kind of guy, even if he was acting like a jerk. BTW, back in the day they called his little hobby "hand cranking the model T" and "massaging the mainspring." PS retank, our old friend Mr. Bobbitt is still out there somewhere, and doesn't he photograph nicely?
• Welcome back, Chy.
• Good to see you Chy.
• Howdy, Chy. You been "using your hand to warm your can of Foster's"? That why we ain't seen you in so long?
• It worked, Granma! Good to hear from you, Chy.
• *faints from teh shock and spills his keed*
• Ah yes, the mating call of the Chyren! He's unique, one of a kind, a rara avis, the one and onliest Chy-guy. You hold him down, and I'll give him nuggies.
• Dude obviously didn't have a mom as cool as this one's.
• Wow, talk about a scarring buzz-kill. That's a good technique for those Christians on the crusade against wanking.
• That's a film about dealing with issues related to sexual choice among the mentally handicapped. It's actually very tastefully done, without dancing around the pertinent issues. You can see the whole movie here. Sadly, it's called "Sex Education for Trainables".
• My son just told me had that scene played out around our house, it would have gone something like this: Mom: I did see what you were doing. It felt good, didn't it? Boy: Arrrrghaaaa!! *runs screaming from the room, throws self over cliff
• It's a well known fact that the same neuro-*mumble* pathways are involved in the feelings of pain and pleasure. That is, the fight-flight response is actually fight-flight-giggity. The stabbee probably found the stabbing to enhance his climax.
• Ah..... MonkeyFilter: flight-flight-giggity
• Master blaster. Skewed, viewed, skewered and renewed!
• Holy crap, HawthorneWingo. I'm not sure where that PSA aired, but it sure as heck wasn't on our channels... and BlueHorse's version is doubtless much closer to reality. Also, that PSA mom was kinda creepy.
• *realizes that I was late to the party* *happy that I was not premature*
• The article fails to mention if he successfully pulled it off.
• I believe there was a happy finish.
• A predictable outcome.
• Have we squeezed the last drop out of this yet?
• I think the time has *come* to clean up this thread and tuck it away.
• Yes. Dragging it on is just anticlimactic.
• Now see, men, what you can do if you try?
• Especially if we all pull together.
• Whoa, whoa -- let's keep the situation in hand, and not get ahead of ourselves.
• Shoot first, ask questions later.
• That's the kind of behaviour that'll earn you the chikan label, Ralph.