June 19, 2007

Sexy Long Toenails
posted by Argh 17 years ago
  • ugh! *shudders*
  • I briefly dated a girl several years ago who had very long nails on her big toes. Very long. It actually bothered me. And I never even mentioned it to her. I treated it like it was some sort of deformity that I should not call attention to. Looking back, I should have said something. If nothing else, it would have saved me the cost of eleven rectal stitches.
  • Dear Christ. How erotic are Lady Yevette's Sexy Long Toenails? Oh dear god; fear is the mind killer. This is just wrong. I think my eyes are dieing, and my mind is dead.
  • NO NO NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Chainsaw.
  • Oh. Ouch. Awww. Ugh. Ehh... Urgh. Oh, no. Uuhh... man. *gnaws on fingernails until bleeding starts*
  • Ok, I was really saving this for a Halloween post under the title "Trick or Treat', but since I'm not sure toenails is a real discussion topic, I give you bloodninja. If you been on the internet for what's called "forever" in modern speak, you've run across him before. I've hesitated linking because, well, you know, it's me. The one who chastises folks for thing I find grody. But, I find this funny. So, sue me!
  • And, by the way, it was Christophine , who showed me the way there. She really has been on the internet forever.
  • *not understanding the usage of the word sexy in this context*
  • Oh man... radishes. That's hot.
  • NSFD (Not Safe For Dinner)
  • For some reason, I'm thinking of Joe Morton's "toenails" in Brother from Another Planet.
  • I am thinking unsexy thoughts.
  • (Stupid sexy Flanders!)
  • Um.
  • So, none of you has tried the blodninja link? I put my reputation on the line to post that!
  • And, read it at home, ok.
  • Sorry path - I lost your reputation in a bad hand in an online poker game! Forgive me?
  • How Daniel Day Lewis plays fingerpicking style guitar. I'd seen it before, path, but it caused the same gut laughs as first time once again. Gracias.
  • Perhaps it is relevant to mention that my dog's toenails click on the tile floors? Mine, however, do not.
  • A wise man learns from the mistakes of others. I will not click that link.
  • Thanks for ruining my vegetable garden, Path.
  • OH HAI I MAED U A REPUTASHUN BUT I EATED IT
  • I heart bloodninja.
  • The bloodninja is hilarious. /puts on robe and wizard hat.
  • Monkeyfilter: A wise man learns from the mistakes of others. I will not click that link.
  • Hmm. I'm guessing Lady Yevette doesn't actually DO much of anything. She couldn't possibly wear closed-toe shoes, sneakers or boots, precluding her residence in areas with cold weather or participation in any sort of real physical activity. Perhaps she's immobile--that would make growing the things easier. Fetishes are curious things... although I'm repulsed, picturing the horror of someone accidentally stepping on her foot (CRUNCH), no doubt somewhere, someone finds her grotesque, keratinous, misshapen growths erotic.
  • Ok,I USED TO HAVE a foot fetish. That may have just killed it dead.
  • I cannot bring myself to click the link. I can almost smell the toe jam lurking beneath her long toenails without looking...
  • I can't look either. At least not at work where I might EWWW so loudly my cubicle neighbors will look.
  • tomorrow can we do nose hair? Please?
  • Feel me, touch me, heel me - bloody hell! Did watch The Evolution of Dance via Path / Christophine tho'. Funniest bloody thing i ever did see, especially since have seen (even tried one or two) pretty much all examples over misspent years! That Justin Laipply is one seriously bendable bloke. Amazing! Missed out trucking tho' - silliest thing ever!
  • path, that was some funny stuff there. "I touch you on your lettuce, you massage my spinach..." ha! Certainly FPP worthy!
  • Bob, why not TODAY! Nose hair is fun.
  • I love a woman's foot like the next guy. I could slobber all over her instep and ankles. But those toes? grotesque
  • MonkeyFilter: I can almost smell the toe jam...
  • MonkeyFilter: Another example of robotic sex gone wrong
  • Do you have a fetish for women with beaitiful feet and long toenails? D'you know, I'd never really considered that question before today. Now I can safely answer in the negative.