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June 13, 2007
Exploring the mind-body orgasm.
Do you think there might come a time when orgasms really get detached from the genitals?
: It's happening right now. People have described orgasms through imagery, nose orgasms, knee orgasms.
15 years ago
I'm not even going to read the link, because it might tell me why nose and knee orgasms aren't funny.
Though, come to think of it, sneezes have been labled orgasms by some one or other. Bless you!
Does anyone have a tissue?
my orgasms are definitely not genital-specific. they encompass my entire being... *off to find vibrator, or husband, or something....*
Please do NOT be scratchin' your nose in public.
Non-genital, multi-orgasmic capabilities... Sometimes I think we males got shortchanged.
Take it to the neti thread.
when I use a qtip I experience "eargasm" /drunk
When my wallet is empty, I have a poorgasm.
Girls have it good. I have not read the link.
I expect admin will be taking away my img posting rights soon...
A table laden with a variety of delicious sandwiches, and perhaps some herring: smorgasmic!
WHAT FLAGPOLE SAID!!!! Lucky cows. *goes off to explore nether regions* I may be some time... Actually, I've heard that men can have multiple orgasms, just takes a bit of practice and 'boldly going', if you catch my drift.
Hmm, kneegasm, nosegasm... Tim Kazurinsky did a bit called Dr. Jack Betoffsky on Saturday Night Live during the early 80s, and did a whole routine based on -gasms. Stuff like, financial analysts have a Standard & Poor-gasm, if you like linoleum you might have a floor-gasm, and if you're really tired it might be a snore-gasm. Gimme a minute, I've got more 'gasms... *digs through pockets, smiles strangely*
*hits the sides, works the middle*
Dammit, mct, you're not supposed to know about the "middle". That's MY move!
I start with a big spectacular that seems to have finished everything off, but actually we keep up a low-level back and forth for ages that wears me down until I finally withdraw limply, spent. I call it a shock-and-orgasm.
Sometimes in the missionary position I have boregasms.
Careful with the eargasms, Medusa, you could get hearing aids.
when I was 14 or 15 yrs old, I had an insight that sneezing was basically a nasal orgasm. The dynamics involved in sneezing are remarkably similar to the dynamics involved in genital orgasms. Buld up of energy, and release point of no return generally, once the sneeze has been released, you have to wait a while for another one - there's a refractory period (or after a succession of multiple sneezes/orgasms) sense of relief
You also feel full of shame and self loathing afterward and can't sleep until someone pees on you. Wait, what?
Laugh of the day, MCT!
Yes, that normally accompanies it too. *cries*
Don't you hate those times, when you're just about, in the cusp, finally ready to let go of a big, big sneeze... eyes clenched shut, mouth agape... and it... goes away? *sigh*
it was while toasting marshmallows that I experienced my first smore-gasm.
That was as fabulous as a Zsa-Zsa Gabor-gasm, dahlink!
Q: Do you think there might come a time when words get re-defined to be less specific so that more actions can fit the new definition? A: It's happening right now. People have described orgasms through imagery, nose orgasms, knee orgasms.
Geeze, you people. Get a room.
Isn't this it?
I think her
jeans are just too tight.
Right, Ralph. To her I would say: honey, uncross your legs, get a different pair of pants, and quit watching that damn daytime TV soft porn.
Um, don't antidepressants supposedly lower your sex drive?
"Sorry, you'll have to excuse me for a minute. I'll be with you in a sec," she mumbled before letting out a long sigh."
I call BS. Also, I'm with Ralph. Ditch the camel-toe jeans and things will feel much more normal.
Study Reveals Why Monkeys Shout During Sex
So it's the simian equivalent of, "Hurry up already,
Monkeyfilter: hurry up already
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