June 06, 2007

Man buys 'Boost Plus', gets what he paid for.
posted by Capt. Renault 16 years ago
  • Ouch. Possible grangrene, maybe a stroke..? not nice. Woods. Oh gosh.
  • Ouch! Seriously, how do you fellers cope with those things?
  • It's hell. Really. An unending nightmare.
  • "a great tasting, high calorie, nutritionally complete oral supplement for people who require extra energy and protein in a limited volume" *snicker*
  • In a somewhat related matter, I filed a lawsuit that is still pending in federal court against Jan Smithers.
  • flagpole, huh.
  • *snicker* More of a Milky Way Midnight man, am I.
  • Fes beat me to the cockpunch. Never having a severe priapism before: couldn't he just chug a quart or two of whiskey?
  • That must have been really really hard to deal with.
  • Not even Margaret Thatcher could help?
  • I had severe priapism once. From about age 14 to 21. It still recurs intermittently--IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN! Hey, yeah, ladies, you know what I'm talking about! *ashamed*
  • I had severe malapropism once. It left me pale as a goat. I mean, white as a sheep.
  • So who thinks he took a fistful of Viagra, felt like an idiot, and blamed the Boost? It seems kinda far-fetched to me that an energy drink could do that.
  • Especially if he bought said \/1@gr@ offa the internets.
  • Viagara is way too dangerous. That is why I will only use a cocksplint.
  • The above joke works better when all of the words are spelled properly. I think.
  • I dunno, I think the extra syllable makes it funnier.
  • Makes it sound eye-talian.
  • Whatsamatter you? Itsa nice-a place! Pour-a some Viagara all a-down you face!
  • MEN! First they want to brag about being able to sustain the longest, hardest, biggest erection, then they want to sue because they've got one. Make up your mind, people!
  • That gives me a great idea for a retirement community: Viagara Falls.
  • At least purchase that domain name NOW!
  • Poor Christopher Woods. You know by now all of his friends just refer to him by his new nickname - Sportin'.
  • Is that an unwanted side effect of your supplementary nutritional beverage, or are just happy to see me?
  • Aw geez. Between Flagpole and InsolentChimp, I've used up my mirth quota for the morning. Viagara Falls. It works on so many levels.
  • The sign by the highway in Niagara Falls is regularly defaced to read Viagara Falls. Easy enough to do. And, let's face it -- what else is there to do in Niagara Falls except vandalize stuff?
  • Fall down the... falls?
  • Madame Tussaude's?