June 04, 2007

Sharks on Prozac!

Because I'm a Big Pharma shill.

  • they all got akathisia but NO ONE KNEW because they were always swimming around constantly anyway. Bill! Play the dramatic music we use for the GM crops soundbites!
  • Monkeyfilter: do your science and let me go, or kill me
  • No quotes? YOU FUCKING SHILL! CAN I HAS A PRESCRIPTION?
  • If you can has sharp teeths and breathing underwater, sure.
  • Am I crazy, or does that sound like a cool job?
  • See, there you guys go. Now nobody will post because I did. Fine. I'll have fun in the shark prozac thread all by myself. And I still totally think that would be a great job. Imagine getting to pet a shark! I do often wonder what kinds of things our drugs are doing to the planet in general. And yet, I take various medications. Not sure what the answer is.
  • Awesome job, that job. No question. And the drugs in the water thing, that's a little creepy, I agree. But what can we do about it? Is it really a big problem? Will taking drugs make the sharks our friends? No, Lara! DON'T PET THE SHAR----
  • But he's so...Oh! I guess I was thinking of dolphins! Is it time for someone to invent a water treatment process that filters this junk out of our wastewater? And then, I don't know, we shoot it into space?
  • It's the only way to be sure.