June 04, 2007

Keep your lolcat off your keyboard! PawSense detects when your cat is trying to send lolCode messages to other kitties, and uses INVISIBLE HIGH-PITCHED NOISES to deter them.
How can a software utility know if a cat is on my computer? A: If you carefully measure cat paws, you will find that practically all cat paws are significantly larger than a typical keyboard key.

This link brought to you by the Queen, whose birthday it is in New Zealand. Quiet holidays mean cheap posts.

posted by tracicle 17 years ago
  • God bless her Antipodean Majesty.
  • (from the FAQ) Q: What about "BabySense?" Babies abuse computer keyboards too! A: We are looking at that issue right now. BabySense may be available for sale soon. Coming soon: LOLbabez!
  • I doubt such a device would deter Mr. Whiskers. When he gets annoyed he doesn't run; he attacks.
  • Coming soon: LOLbabez!
  • Get theez things off the monkeyfilters. Put them on ur lolcatfilters.
  • Would you like an lolmonkey?
  • Man, I can't belive the CATS sold out! IT USED TO BE ABOUT THE LOLS, MAN!
  • Okay, I laughed SO HARD at that lolbaby I altered my shorts.
  • There needs to be a LOL* site for those who aren't fans of teh cutez.
  • /applauds.
  • <tiny>lolcat meme go away okthxbye</tiny>
  • Sam is deaf. What manner of training will keep her from renaming my Windows directory rtttttttttffffffff111111? As she has done.
  • And stop with the lolcat bashing! You guys are heartless, squee-hating monsters!
  • #2 was loading up his iPod Shuffle for his trip and skimming through iTunes, when I noticed a series of songs titled "hvuihutgutttttt" and the like. And they weren't even by Sigur Ros. And we don't have a cat.
  • You do, however, have small humans.
  • If you add their brain cells together, there's probably about six cats' worth of intellect there. Maybe seven.
  • I fear there's some Quidnunc fodder in that comment...
  • I believe you are somewhat overestimating the average cat intellect, tracicle. Wait, you ARE including yourself and the husband, aren't you?
  • Well, I said "they", so I'm out...
  • Don't be hatin' on the LoLcats. LoLkitties could save your life or the life of someone you love. Coming to your rescue in an invisible waaaa-ambulance!
  • Sam is deaf. What manner of training will keep her from renaming my Windows directory rtttttttttffffffff111111? As she has done. For the hardware portion you will need:     one computer with a parallel printer port     one 25-pin male D-sub connector     one 2N2222 general switching transistor     one 1k ohm resistor     some length of insulated wire (pre-tinned is best)     some length of non insulated wire (pre-tinned is best)     one wire stripper (not a stripper)     some solder and a soldering iron     133t h4x0r sk111z     and one 400,000v personal protection "stun gun" with batteries First you'll need to .... Uh, why you looking at me like that?
  • Somehow, I fear the voltage would only add to her superhuman strength.
  • Remember the "Mt. St. Helen's" explosion a while back? 'Tweren't no volcano. Thems' LOLCatz.
  • Monkeyfilter: rtttttttttffffffff111111!
  • Keep the LOLCatz offa the keyboard? Easy! Immerse keyboard in a buketz. Catz hate water.
  • rtf what? I NEED TO KNOW WHAT YOU WANT ME TO F'N READ!
  • I'll ask her when I get home.