May 29, 2007

What happened to those 1,000 monkeys with 1,000 typewriters? Well, things have turned ugly.

God, I love McSweeney's. And btw, despite Bongo IV's secrecy about Lord Banana, I suspect it could be The Werzog.

posted by BearGuy 17 years ago
  • We will hurl our feces at our own discretion.!!! Well said, simian brother.
  • I previously posted the McSweeney's link in a thread, but I am too lazy to search it.
  • IT WAS THE SHOUTING THREAD It may even curb our alcohol problem.
  • Ah, that's probably why I missed it. Not too jiggy with Mr. Shouty.
  • GET ON THE BANDWAGON! Er, sorry. It sorta gets ya all worked up. Over there.
  • SAY WHAT? HE DOESN'T HAVE TIME OR INCLINATION TO LOOK AT THE SHOUTING THREAD? LET'S SHARE THE JOY THEN. WE DON'T MIND. NO. REALLY.
  • 1,000 MONKEYS HAVE THE CAPS LOCK ON
  • TELL THEM I SAID HI!
  • SHAMELESS HUSSY!
  • SHINLESS HUSSAR!
  • SEXLESS HASSOCK!
  • HEY!
  • WOW, I CLEARLY DIDN'T REALISE WHAT I WAS MISSING.
  • SILLY ME
  • HEY BEARGUY! WE MISSED YOU! *BLOWS KISSES
  • RAWR!
  • WAS THAT A BEARGUY ROAR??
  • BEARGUY! *GIVES BEARHUG*
  • *GIVES BEARHUG BACK* JUST HERE FOR MY SEASONAL SURFACING, Y'KNOW.
  • WERE YOU IN HIBEARNATION?
  • WHY IS MY COMMENT THE LAST COMMENT IN SO MANY THREADS? DO YOU GUYS HAVE A SECRET PLACE WHERE YOU GO AND SAY "HEY LARA POSTED IN THAT THREAD DON'T GO THERE ANYMORE" AND THEN YOU MAKE FUN OF ME AND DRAW FUNNY PICTURES?
  • *LAUGHS, POINTS SHE DID IT AGAIN HEE HEE
  • DO YOU GUYS HAVE A SECRET PLACE WHERE YOU GO YEAH YOUR MOM'S HOUSE. SHE BAKES US COOKIES AND SERVES LEMONADE AND TELLS EMBARASSING STORIES ABOUT YOU. THEN WE PLAY TRIVIAL PURSUIT AND SING AROUND THE PIANO. I LOVE GOING TO YOUR MOM'S HOUSE.
  • and she's great in the sack, no?
  • WELL SHE WAS PRETTY QUIET UNTIL THE COPS PULLED US OVER, AND THEN SHE STARTED STRUGGLING TO GET OUT AND MAKING NOISE, SO WE HAD TO -- UM. NOTHING.
  • THE THEOLOGICAL IMPLICATIONS ARE STAGGERING ...AND POSSIBLY DEAFENING.
  • *taps computer speakers, leans in*
  • MEANIES! THERE NOW NONE OF YOU CAN POST ON ACCOUNT OF I POSTED. TELL MY MOM I NEED CLEAN SOX!
  • SHE SAID SUX 2 UR SOX
  • SO WAIT IF I POST HERE THEN DOES THAT MEAN THAT LARA DOESN'T EXIST?! 'CAUSE IF SO THEN I'M NOT POSTING HERE!
  • IS LARA INSIDE THE THREAD OR NOT? YOU CAN ONLY KNOW IF YOU POST. shouting hurts my throat...
  • OH I EXIST ALRIGHT. AND IM ONTO YOUR GAME. YOU THINK IF YOU POST IN ONE THREAD AFTER ME I WONT KNOW ABOUT YOUR PLOT TO MAKE ME THE LAST PERSON IN EVERY OTHER THREAD. AND YOU SHOULD GET A LOZENGE MR POLE. And your worry about my existence is sweet!
  • MY SOX HURT
  • *hands TUMmy "The Joy of Sox" book*