May 29, 2007

Don't you put it in your mouth
posted by Argh 17 years ago
  • "Always ask someone you love, before you put something in your mouth." Right, like they're ever gonna say "No, I'd rather you didn't".
  • I will not be able to enjoy oral sex without laughing for quite some time. Just when I'd gotten over the Bad News Bears fetish and allowed my wife to throw away her afro wig and meshback ball cap. Thanks!
  • That muffin/beet fucking nails it when he chimes in with "like a muffin or a beet." It took it to a whole new level.
  • You may not want to put it in your mouth, but you most certainly will want to Put Your Mouth On Me.
  • People who have had more than five oral-sex partners in their lifetime are 250% more likely to have throat cancer than those who do not have oral sex. Well, I guess I'm fucked.
  • The new findings should encourage people to consistently use condoms during oral sex as this could protect against HPV, the team says. Wearing condoms during oral sex is like wearing boots in the shower.
  • No, bernockle, it's like LICKING boots in the shower.
  • Many boots are cleaner than many feet.
  • Horsehockey! I know a lot of cocksuckers, and not one of them has throat cancer. I think those eggheads are jealous cuz they never get any.
  • Oh! I . . well . . heh . . it . . oh dear *tugs at collar, looks for thread exit*
  • She's very forthright, isn't she?
  • But, what else is there to do in Winnepeg?
  • You kiddin'? It's time for the annual Blackfly Rodeo and Mosquito Barrel races! Not to mention the No-see-um Swatfest. Yee-haw. Wanna buy my house yet, ma'am?
  • I can has for twenny dollar?
  • I can't view this video at work, and my imagination is running WILD.
  • Well, Lara, you may be disappointed -- if the actual video turns you on, you have some issues. (And we should hang out.)
  • Sorry, but Kit and I totally called dibs on Lara.
  • Promises, promises...
  • OK, just watched the video. That singing beet was flippin' awesome.
  • Sure, man, that's cool. (Lara: Txt me, wink wink)