May 28, 2007

The Unofficial Kids Incorporated Show Music/Video Page Warning: This may destroy you.

Yeah, I don't know if this is wonderful or horrific. As frightened as I am by the prospect of things like Kids Incorporated fanfic, this makes me bizarrely happy too. It looks like you have to actually download the videos, but fortunately they've put up a bunch of them on YouTube (a representative sample is here; feast your eyes, and then claw them out).

  • Umm, why are the construction workers dressed like Mork From Ork? I don't have sound on my work computer -- am I missing something?
  • I would say unequivocally, Capt, that you are NOT missing anything. Absolutely nothing. Nothing at all. Will you get those damn kids offa my lawn!
  • Here's the scoop. holy shit, i didn't know fergie was on the show. now i wanna see a kids incorporated version of "fergalicious!"
  • no no no no no Bone don't you don't wanna no no no no
  • I don't have sound on my work computer -- am I missing something? What the fuck are you doing at work on the day that honors all of the American warriors who have died defending the Free World? You would like to be considered part of the Free World, wouldn't you? Would you like to see Qatar's tanks rolling down the streets of Montreal? Commence honoring!
  • It is rather snooty for Canadians to go to work on an American holiday, isn't it? Kinda makes them seem like insurgents. Let's move them all to Gitmo.
  • Yes, those Canadians should be punished for wanting to get up on a lovely Monday morning and go to STRAIGHT TO WORK rather than stay home for a patriotic American day of drinking beer and watching whatever redneck sport happens to be on the tube.