March 12, 2004

Free Love Muffins Want your sex to be hotter, last longer, or just a little different? These Love Muffins work like a natural Viagra - for guys and girls. The best part is that you can secretly cook them up in your home ... and give them to whoever you want.

The most pathetic email harvesting scam ever, or the best? I can't really decide, to be honest. (via World Of Stuart)

posted by dng 20 years ago
  • My initial response was: 'quality scam' ... my second was: 'if only it were true ... just imagine the fun you could have when you invited your secret object of desire round for tea'
  • So I'm just supposed to throw out all this Spanish Fly???
  • Has anyone given their email to get the recipe? I'm so tempted, but I get so much spam as it is.
  • Don't be tempted! This stuff can have terrible consequences Possibly NSFW - but it's art...
  • The reply isn't terribly exciting, really. Love Muffin Recipe Enthusiastic lovers swear they've discovered the secret to a wild and wonderful sex life - eating a delicious muffin that pumps up passion to incredible levels! This miracle love muffin contains five powerful aphrodisiacs that are claimed to rev up romance, enthusiasts say. These muffins work on both men and women - and they are inexpensive, easy to make, and contain ingrediants available everywhere. No one knows exactly where this recipe game from. These sweet, spicy muffins are popular in France, Italy, and parts of Spain. They are so popular that they are standard fare in some cafes and restaurants. These muffins contain ginseng, a root widely used in Asia to increase sexual appetite and promote stamina. They also contain cinnamon and ginger, which have long been thought to have aphrodisical properties. Chocolate and honey, two of the most abudant ingrediants in the muffins, are also claimed to affect the sex drive. Love Muffins 1 3/4 cups all purpose flour 2 Tablespoons baking powder 1 teaspoon ginger 1 teaspoon cinnamon Contents of 15 ginseng powder capsules 2 ounces semisweet chocolate or 1/3 cup chocolate chips 1/2 stick butter 1/3 cup honey 1 cup milk 2 egg whites slightly beaten Preheat the oven to 400 degrees. Mix together flour, baking powder, spices, and ginseng powder in a big bowl. Slowly melt chocolate and butter together in the microwave or on the stove top. Mix until smooth. Add melted chocolate and butter to the dry ingrediants. Stir in the honey, milk, and egg whites. Stir just enough to blend, and pour into greased or non stick muffin tins. Bake at 400 degress for 20-25 minutes, until muffins are brown. Let the muffins cool for a few minutes before removing them from the pan. Love Muffins can be served warm with butter - or cold with jelly or jam at breakfast. How do these muffins work out for you? Please email me and let me know :-) Love, Jen I'll be back later - I'm just popping down to Tescos to get some ingredients...
  • This would be a good time to mention disposable email addresses that can be rerouted to your regular email address for a set amount of time. Check out Jetable.
  • This would also be a good time to mention that there is no such thing as an actual demonstrably effective aphrodisiac :) "Enthusiasts" will say just about any fool thing that comes in their heads, remember.
  • I use Mailinator myself, although it's mouth, er, handful to type. Has occasional hiccups from sites that try to verify the mail account before sending you any email. But I like it cos I just type in any old userid, and pop onto the site to check for mails.
  • Erectile dysfunction? Try Mycoxafloppin!
  • holy crap plegmund! you mean to tell me if i eat the love muffins, i'll end up naked and wearing frilly socks!?!? and, dng, WHAT??? no ground-up rino horn, bear gall-bladder, or tiger penis-bone? obviously this recipe is a fake, if it doesn't contain part of an endangered animal (generally a part you can't get without killing said animal in the process). PS: fes, i think i can name at least one substance that seems to work for a lot of people...
  • ginseng is, i assume, the "active aphrodesiac" there, but I imagine th' chocolate is more effective. Any excuse for an aubrey beardsley drawing, I always say.
  • other than the ginseng, all the ingredients have basic serontonin boosting abilities and so will just make you feel good... just like anything fresh and well-baked from the oven.... probably more effective for romance than actual sexual stimulation. but that's a good start...one can't complain about someone cooking up some fancy muffins just for you... t'would help put me in the mood.
  • 2 egg whites slightly beaten This is some S&M recipe, isn't it?!?
  • >>popular in France, Italy, and parts of Spain. not all of spain, mind you, just parts. the naughty parts.
  • Here's a web page with the recipe. Don't use you email. Use Google.
  • Is it too late to mention Mailinator.com?