May 19, 2007

• signs point to "NO"
• *opens shirt collar wider, fluffs up chest hair, smooths eyebrows*
• Internal dialog: "Hey, this hat I started crocheting kinda looks like a penis." "Maybe I should just stop trying to fix it and sell it as a penis keychain."
• this isn't exactly a double, but we have had links to chrocheted puddenda in the past: http://monkeyfilter.com/results.php?type=search&in=threads&terms=crochet (Sorry for the lack of clickable link.)
• "createdbycarmen's Profile Bio Hi!! I'm a stay-at-home mom of 2 beautiful girls. I love to crochet so I have started to sell items that I have made." Methinks that carmen needs to stay at home a bit less.
• "have 2 friendly balls hanging next to me that are white. " As long as they aren't blue.
• I have 2 friendly balls hanging next to me that are white. They have been fixed so they said that they promise not to impregnate anyone. I am so glad the seller wrote this. Otherwise, who knows what uses a potential buyer might attempt to put "Reggie the Red" to?
• I laughed so hard at TUM's comment above that now I don't need to use my neti pot. And frankly, that's probably pretty close to the actual thought processes that produced this particular craft project. I guess this is what happens when there are no more little penguins needing sweaters... leftover yarn has to go somewhere, and it might as well be made into genitalia facsimile keyfobs.
• I think this woman might have spent too much time at threadbared.com
• On a somewhat related note, here are some other strange crocheted things.
• MonkeyFilter: it might as well be made into genitalia facsimile keyfobs
• The guy in the other office thougth this was a wang cozy at first.
• Hey, did you see that website where they're plucking and weaving pubic hair into charming little purses and key chains? No. Well, OK then.
• We've told you a million times, no self-links! *runs away giggling*