May 06, 2007

• Damn, I could have used this when I quit halfbakery back in 2003.
• And don't let the web hit you in the ass on the way out. Hey, somebody turn up the stereo and pass teh cockpunch!
• Nick, duuuude. You totally had me, there!
• Yeah, you had me worried for a second. The quidnunc part really made it realistic.
• ?
• You mean the fucker's staying? DAMN! (I keed, obviously)
• good riddance you filthy shitbag. shitbag is my new favorite word...
• Hey, do any of you guys remember a user used to post here called "Dick Nadger" (I think it was)? Nah, me either...
• You mean Nadge Drick? I'd assumed he was a drugged-out fluffy who played video games.
• There was a trivial political shitstorm in the EU a few years ago, when a Norwegian minister referred to a sub-trivial British minister as a "drittsekk". This information is presented purely to add a multi-lingual dimension to sexyrobot's new favourite word
• Hey guys, I've been thinking about things and I've had time to reevaluate my life and I realize that I can't cope with the real world at all so guess what? I'm back. Please ignore all the extremely nasty personal attacks that informed my last few years of posting, because I have totally changed. Also, since I've been having trouble relating with people in RL, could you please email me your addresses because I have a cool 'net project idea that involves me driving for 36 hours straight and showing up at your houses unannounced and seeing what it's like to sleep in your bed for three weeks.
• Item was of the most miserable quality! Poster is intimidating and nauseating. F- Between this and the ebay feedback generator, I don't have to ever think out my opinions again!
• We leak in your chimney.
• Waddawe gotta install a revolving door for this ratbag or what?
• I guess I'm the only one whose computer went completely haywire when I tried to access that webpage? Suck. Guess my laptop is trying to say goodbye in its own special way!
• I got a gazillion popups on my laptop, kittenhead, but it was worth it. Now off to write my parting opus...
• Apologies to all those who thought I was actually leaving. You will know when I have finally left MoFi because I will totally hack all your accounts, provided, of course, that you send me your passwords first.
• Well, if you left Nick, let me be the first to say that this place would be half the place it would be without your half leaving, by half.
• Yes! I am SO GLAD he's finally gone. What an ultramaroon. What an imbessle. The smart has gone up about 85% since he left. Now we can talk about smart stuff without having to dumb it down for Nickdumber. Plus now we get to open the good snacks. Dibs on the snack mix with the salt in it and the little crunchy bready things.
• Lara: Want me to tell you the best way to handle popups? A .22 Yup, that's right. Just prop that baby on the keyboard, steady, reach one hand out to hit the cursor button, and when you see the first ad to popup, pull the trigger. No more popups!
• Who shot my screenie thing fulla holes?
• It took me about three minutes to realize I was not supposed to be looking at the popup, but that I was supposed to be looking under it. There seems to be no limit on my dumbassity.
• Pass me somma that Chx Mx, Koko.
• Ha! No good snacks for you, koko! NO GOOD SNACKS FOR ANYONE!!!
• Found this bag of wheat gluten chewies!
• MonkeyFilter: There seems to be no limit on my dumbassity Ahhhh, the taglines...They smell so sweet.
• Monkeyfilter: Ahhhh, the taglines...They smell so sweet. How's THAT for a meta-reference?
• Remember how Nickdiggler used to roast babies and eat them, but he was so stupid that he'd forget to brush them with butter first, and they'd always be dry? If he ever comes back here I am totally kicking his ass.
• He never really got over this.
• goodbye everyone is this a good enough cut for all you haters???? i thought this community was full of love but i see they are full of haters and people who just comment just to insult a fellow member well i tried pleasing everyone and its just waisting my time if i were a hacker i swear to goddess you people and your stupid forum would be down tonight and never come back no you mutated children crossbreeds between hagfish and a puddle of babboon vomit just flat out assumed that i am some drugged-out fluffy who plays violent video games and names deities after them not looking for sympathy or anything either just pointing something out before i take my leave of this community you people all absolutely disgust me im out of here i am not sad about it either ps im me if u wanna chat
• Goodbye everyone, You people all absolutely disgust me. Well I tried pleasing everyone and it's just waisting my time. If I were a hacker, I swear to Goddess you people and your stupid forum would be down tonight and never come back. Not looking for sympathy or anything either. Just pointing something out before I take my leave of this community.
• TUM too? Is this FluffyFilter all of a sudden?
• Hello everyone! You people thrill and delight me! Well I tried pissing everyone off and it was time well spent. If I were a programmer, I swear to Satan you people and your wonderful forum would be running more smoothly than ever! I'm not looking for praise, I just want to make sure you know how super you are before I continue to be a happy member of this swell community!
• Acknowledgements to some of you. A not insignificant percentage of you have maintained ambivalence about me for an indeterminate period of time. I am throwing aside the gauntlet, and drawing a dotted line in the sand, about right here, and within the next little while, so be fore-or-aft-warned. It is time we put this either on a mid-to-back burner, on hold for a bit, or for a longer period. A percentage of those whom I am now addressing have or have had the potential to have pissed me off to some end. Maybe not, it depends upon how one reads the "facts". I am probably not kidding. I am seeking my mild come-uppance with your blandly apologetic ass, one way or another, or perhaps just one way. This is so probable, I could actualize it with a regressive curve model. Don't mess very much with Texas, RTD
• Hello everyone. I know I haven't been around much (at all) lately, but I still feel close to everyone in this community, and, while I must confess I have been seeing another Filter (or two), that doesn't make my love for the Ol' Monkey House any less strong. I ask you to see it in your collective and individual hearts to forgive me and welcome me back. And if you can't see yourselves clear to let me return, let me sleep on the couch for a few days and lend me a few bucks to put gas in my car and clean underwear on my underside, then you can all collectively and individually kiss my ass and go fuck yourselves and die in a fire. Thank you.
• ... and it's goodnight from them.
• Those blue jerks broke it: " 40 Meg Limit Exceeded! This site has exceeded its limit of 40 Megabytes of transfer per day. The account can be upgraded to a paid account to increase the transfer limit up to 15 Gigs of transfer per month in your 0catch.com user tools section. If you would like your own 100 MB FREE WEB SITE with a long list of features simply sign up at 0catch.com."
• Heh. I helped kill a website. Go me.
• We KNEW this would end badly. Now go to your room.