May 02, 2007

Global Incident Map, reporting terrorist events and other suspicious activity. Don your tin foil, and set your local terrorist alert levels to 'Chernobyl Red', and live in constant fear! Act now and receive at no extra charge, real Chinese pirates!
posted by Capt. Renault 17 years ago
  • "[CP] CANADA - Police seize 'extraordinary' guns and explosives from Vancouver condominium". What's particulary 'extraordinary' is that the pin leading to this news story is on Ottawa. for the americans reading this, the two cities mentioned are very far apart. Sort of like Cincinnati and Los Angeles, except colder.
  • Who knew South America could be so safe? puts on big hat with ball fringe, grabs serape and sandels, heads south
  • *sandels, the TRUE South American footwear crap
  • ball fringe...something new to worry about...
  • I wish I could make this my desktop - spanning both of my monitors at work. I would alert the entire office each time a new alert is posted.
  • This is cool in a very unsettling way.
  • Notice that they haven't yet detected where I live.
  • They're purposefully not looking.
  • *fires up the MonkeySignal*
  • The majority of incidents above the equator. What else is found mostly only above the equator?
  • Amway?
  • Drains that empty clockwise?
  • So far, the things in common we have found with terrorism are Amway and water drainage. Interesting. I believe we are developing a cogent theory here.
  • Churches? Very small rocks?
  • People who are worthy of being a community web log admin?
  • "People who are worthy of being a community web log admin?" They don't have those in Antarctica?
  • They drowned.
  • Cliff Richard?
  • North?
  • Now I know what it feels like to be M. Are there really so few incidents in Russia, or are they kept under wraps?
  • They're kept under wraps. In particular, St Pitasburg wraps.
  • Too cold for terriorists in 'laska!
  • That's exactly what they want you to think!
  • There's no mention of the incident: "Friend misplaces neighbor's hammer". Coverup!
  • More to worry about. Old to some, maybe new to others.
  • Al Kiwi!