April 29, 2007

You kids get outta my airplane! Schnell! Airbus A380 evacuation - 873 people in 77 seconds (YouTube). Worth watching for the music and crazy Germans alone.
  • Phillip Glass? Of course, it is an airplane - not a clown car.
  • Aw nuts, I was hoping for Yakety Sax. To be fair, I'm always hoping for Yakety Sax.
  • Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
  • I'm not leaving this fucking plane without my teddy bear.
  • The next time I fly, I want to know that THIS is how passengers will debark on arrival. Good thing they're requiring German evacuation coaches and an inspiring soundtrack on every flight these days.
  • That's what I was thinking. "I'll just lete everyone else go first, then I'll have some room to put on my coat..." Also: WHEEEE!