April 25, 2007

Graaaah... Naaarrrgle Braaainssssssss Gnnnaaaaayyyyaaaaaaaaghhhhhhhh Discuss.

posted by Headsessions 17 years ago

It is true that I have risen from the dead. It is not true that I eat or rot people's brains. The fundamentalists do that.
posted 17 years ago by jesus christ
Well, we've beene snacking on your body and blood for a couple thousand years. So if you did decide to eat our brains I guess we'd be even.
posted 17 years ago by The Underpants Monster
why would zombie jesus want to eat my brains
posted 17 years ago by Wedge
They're second coming to get you, Barbara.
posted 17 years ago by InsolentChimp
Frankly, this concept does not seem any weirder than those scarily graphic "exposed flaming heart" images I used to peer at when visiting Catholic chums as a tyke. "Why is Jesus ripping open his chest?" I'd ask my pals, and they'd shrug and reply, "dunno, that's the Sacred Heart of Jesus," or something equally baffling. Actually, I think Zombie Jesus already ate the brains of the fundamentalists... it would explain a lot.
posted 17 years ago by kinnakeet
I love, love, love uncyclopedia. The entry on Darwinism is pure gold.
posted 17 years ago by Bone
posted 17 years ago by RalphTheDog
A (Buddhist) friend gave me a xeroxed copy of a book that questions pretty much EVERY idea about Jesus.
posted 14 years ago by Dan Folkus
Ralph's comment is very zen.
posted 14 years ago by BlueHorse

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