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April 25, 2007
Graaaah... Naaarrrgle Braaainssssssss Gnnnaaaaayyyyaaaaaaaaghhhhhhhh Discuss.
16 years ago
It is true that I have risen from the dead. It is not true that I eat or rot people's brains. The fundamentalists do that.
Well, we've beene snacking on your body and blood for a couple thousand years. So if you did decide to eat our brains I guess we'd be even.
why would zombie jesus want to eat my brains
They're second coming to get you, Barbara.
Frankly, this concept does not seem any weirder than those scarily graphic "exposed flaming heart" images I used to peer at when visiting Catholic chums as a tyke. "Why is Jesus ripping open his chest?" I'd ask my pals, and they'd shrug and reply, "dunno, that's the Sacred Heart of Jesus," or something equally baffling. Actually, I think Zombie Jesus already ate the brains of the fundamentalists... it would explain a lot.
I love, love, love uncyclopedia. The entry on
is pure gold.
A (Buddhist) friend gave me a xeroxed copy of a book that questions
pretty much EVERY idea about Jesus
Ralph's comment is very zen.