April 22, 2007

Oldest living chimp turns 75

I'm more or less against animals in captivity, but this seems as good a story like this can get. Long live Jiggs.

  • Indeed.
  • Happy birthday to you, You belong in a.. oh, never mind.
  • Yes, he is indeed one year older. *refrains from candles on the banananana cake
  • Doesn't look a day over 50.
  • I didn't go to the link -- and I had no idea that you were only 75 -- but Happy Birthday, BlueHorse!
  • He should get a job gardening to take over from that lad I posted about the other day. He's got another good 30 years to make up.
  • All together now! ook ook oook oook oook ooook, ook ook oook oook oook ooook, ook ook oook oook oook Cheeta, ook ook oook oook oook ooook!
  • Bernockle, why you little... *draws back arm in threatening gesture Why, I oughta... *coughs, wheezes, sags, sits