April 18, 2007

• Wow. I saw the video earlier today, I'm glad I caught it before it was eeked. Funny stuff.
• also linked here It's more Lucille Ball than Camille Paglia.
• I saw it yesterday. It was sheer poetry. YouTube done ejaculated up in my brain.
• WFMU's 'Beware the Blog' to the rescue. (video inside, workin' the middle)
• *Buys Koko a Long John Silver's shrimp plate*
• Didn't bother to watch the video yesterday when I read the comments in the OtherFilter. Apparently, they liked it. Didn't sound like anything I'd bother to wait for to load. but the comments were teh funny
• For those of you not willing to brave teh article, here's a brief clip: [4:44] Alexyss: Remember, that’s why I was sayin’ on the other show, don’t let every man hit the bottom of your vagina, the root of your vagina, and you… Co-host(?): They don’t know about the bottom. They don’t know about the bottom. Alexyss: Yeah that bottom, but see every man might not know, because he might not have a penis to really know how to hit that bottom, or how to lift or hit that bottom and work that middle with a woman, she spread her legs wide and she start screaming, sayin’, “yeah daddy, that’s it,” or she might start cursin’ or screaming out all types of profanities ‘cause he doesn’t hit the bottom, and now her mind – she insane, her mind ain’t good because the penis done ejaculated all in her brain. She’s gone crazy. So you don’t let every man hit your bottom, and your body remembers it. Just like a man’ll put a woman over doggy style or maybe get a mirror or somethin’, then they start hittin’ that woman from the back, or from the back they hittin’ her. Then they start talkin’. They start sayin’ all kinda stuff to her while they hittin’ her, and see that woman is being seduced, she bein’ seduced, he breakin’ her down, man, he is screwin’ her into submission! He’s screwin’ her into slavery by using the penis as a weapon to break her ass down! And… and her defenses, I mean she wide open. With a penis all up in your vagina, man you don’t have no defenses! Unless you just really are thinking, and this is not about the love experience, this is about a money experience, or she’s a prostitute, then she’s working it just for her benefit. But when a woman’s really liking this man and she’s feelin’ him and what he’s doin’, ’specially if she’s sneakin’ around with him and he has nothin’ to give her and her man is treatin’ her better than he is, he has already got her defenses down but she’s very weak. And that’s the worst thing that can happen, is a man to get you and while he’s thrustin’ the penis in and out, who who who is it? Whose vagina is it? Who it belong to? What I say, who, who? And then the woman start callin’ out the man’s name, screamin’ the man’s name, then she let him know she comin’, when she comin’ she hollerin, she callin’ for him, man this stuff is programmed all up in this woman’s vagina, rectum, uterus, all up in this mind right here, and that will actually bind her, actually reduce her to a come freak. You may want to have that etched into a small plaque for placement near a telephone or other oft-frequented area.
• Je n'y suis vraiment pas, elle pourrait bien parler en français. Je n'ai jamais entendu les phrases torturées comme ça jusqu'ici.
• Et puis le début de femme exigeant le nom de l'homme, criant le nom de l'homme, alors elle l'a fait la connaître venant, quand elle venant elle criant, elle réclamant lui, équipent cette substance est programmée tous vers le haut dans le vagin de cette femme, rectum, l'utérus, tout vers le haut dans cette droite d'esprit ici, et cela la liera réellement, la ramènent réellement à un phénomène venu.
• Monkeyfilter: Whose va... I can't do it! I just can't. *sob*
• Je ne crois pas que le verbe « to come » soit « venir ».
• Hitting the walls and working the middle!
• Ladies, don’t let every man hit your bottom!
• They don't know about the bottom.
• To follow up to my premature ejaculation above, she is certainly addressed the real politics.
• Everytime I hit the bottom, a baby popped out nine month later. *quietely changes a diaper*
• ^months
• I think it would be funnier if she spoke faster and waved her arms more.
• Thank you, Fes. Your inner gentleman has the upper hand here, I can see. I think the youtube poster probably hit bottom, from what I can make out. Although I just KNOW that 'Hitting the walls and working the middle' is going to be the new 'net meme, and I'm sure to hear myself saying it eventually, to my chagrin when I remember where it came from
• a girl ain't got a chance, so i'm gonna stay prayed up.
• fuyu: je pense que c'est 'tirer.'
• Hit the bottom? I been down so long it looks like up from here.
• Technically, it's the top, innit?
• Only if you...stand and deliver, so to speak...
• Boy howdy. I tried watching along with the transcribed clip (thanks for that plaque idea ... genius) in case it might make more sense. Nope!
• I saw the video, read the comments, and concluded that women were Much more amused than men. But I could be wrong. But, damn!, I had a grin on my face today, thinking about that!
• Can someone translate this into English, please? I'm not gonna let no man hit bottom until I'm sure what I'm sposed to do.
• Sure! Let's see now... The bottom and the middle..and all around the top so that's pretty much it.. Yup and then after that you throw the Holy Hand Grenade.
• here's her myspace page. http://www.myspace.com/alexyssktylorvaginapower
• > fuyu: je pense que c'est 'tirer.' on voit aussi 'jouir'
• Seriously, I don't know about the bottom. Que est ce que bottom? Walls, check. Middle, got it. Ejaculate into the brain, check. Bottom . . bottom . . hmm. Y'know that's a darned funny word, "bottom" Do we need a Curious George post here? *clicks pen, gets steno pad ready*
• "Remember, that’s why I was sayin’ on the other show, don’t let every man hit the bottom of your vagina, the root of your vagina" Please, oh please, someone find a clip from "the other show".
• http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TcuXfFvUQ7w Another one by the same woman.
• The Remix (YouTube)
• This video has been removed by the user.
• Why Hit the Wall? It Hurts. -Reebok advertisment
• Who it belong to? What I say, who, who?