April 10, 2007

No Statue for You Samantha won't show Serbia her boobs, so now they won't raise a statue in her honour.
posted by Skrik 17 years ago
  • Local media said the hall she had played in had been only half full and the audience had made it clear they were not there to hear her sing. She sings?? Heh.
  • And no beads for you, either.
  • Slobs.
  • If she shows me her boobs, I'll build her a statue. in my pants. heh heh. How YOU doin'?
  • Pig!
  • oink never heard of her.
  • She busted out in the 80's with some top shelf stuff that I found on a rather impressive rack in a record store back when music was still sold on large, delicate round objects that would really come to life when touched lightly with a needle. My interest in her re-inflated when I found a long-forgotten gorgeous chest in my attic which contained some delicious jugs of wine along with those round objects of hers that I had admired so many years ago.
  • *coffee spit take*
  • *toffee tit shake*
  • I had a toffee tit shake once, I think it was at Friendly's. But you needed a really, really big straw to drink it.
  • Maybe she can find a supporter in the Grand Tetons instead.
  • Don't they have stunt boobs in Serbia? Serbia? I barely even know ya!
  • (PNSFW)
  • Wow Pete, you look nothing like your namesake.
  • There's another petebest out there?
  • That must be petebest_the lost issue