April 04, 2007

The atheist's nightmare: the banana
posted by Weezel 17 years ago
  • "ALL PRAISE JESUS FOR HIS DAD'S BANANA!" I couldn't watch the whole thing.
  • it's a wee bit presumptuous to think that God had humans' specific needs, not to mention soda-can top analogies, in mind when she created bananas...
  • While that was rather compelling, I have always thought that the ultimate atheist's nightmare is how the human penis is designed to fit so perfectly into two to three (depending on gender) places in the human body. Not only that, but each of the three places vary enough in size so as ensure that at least one of them provides a perfect fit for any penis.
  • CLONES!!!!!
  • Well, that was rather homo-erotic. Furthermore, shouldn't he be eating the banana in the monkey-approved fashion, that is by biting off the bottom?
  • MonkeyFilter: a perfect fit for any penis
  • The atheist's nightmare: Kirk Cameron! Run, atheists, run!
  • I'm not going to touch this thread with a ten-foot banana.
  • Double!11!one! However, I strongly suggest that you not click on the original post's link, as it is now boobarifficly NSFW.
  • The atheist's nightmare: DAILY NINER!
  • It's true. Silicone is like kryptonite for atheists.
  • "Black too late". ?? Obviously this guy isn't into fruit smoothies. But then the blender is an ATHIESTS DEVICE, REPENT!!!
  • Uh oh. Are you dips actually telling me that the clip wasn't a parody? Cause I just finished linking to it on two other sites, as a clever joke.
  • I find this argument so stupid that I can't find a proper way to mock it.
  • Bananas give me stomachaches. Maybe I wasn't created by God, and that's makes me incompatable.
  • rocket88's nightmare: YouTube posts
  • I can't remember exactly where I read it, but isn't five one of those numbers that occurs a lot in nature because of evolution, hence the fingers/sides of a 'nana match-up? Silly man.
  • I see I was obviously remembering a reputable scientific source there.
  • Dude, you are so high.
  • Oh wow, first bananas, now peanut butter! (thanks, homunculus) If somebody can find a bread proof of Creation, we can make a great sandwich!
  • Which came first, the peanut butter or the chocolate?