March 28, 2007
1. Sasquatch are mammals.
2. Sasquatch fight ALL the time. 3. The purpose of the sasquatch is to flip out and kill people.
Wait, getting my memes mixed up.
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the first rule of Sasquatch is never discuss Sasquatch.
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Did you know that Sasquatch can: Pole-vault Juggle up to five pine cones at once Make light, fluffy biscuits Vote in school board elections Receive double frequent-flyer miles on Alaska Airlines Speak fluent Parisian French Cast Magic Missile three times per day
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Some say that they know what women really want.
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"Ex Silvis, Pugnabimus" — "From The Forests, We Will Fight!"
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How does one get a job doing what this woman does? (By which I mean apparently sitting in the woods, getting high on organic weed and then writing about her hallucinations?)
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Methinks the ETs send a check every month to her Sedona PO box.
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Ohh . . sitting in the woods. At first I was like "What's a bear getting high for?" . . .
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Bigfoot solo art show
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What are your chances of surviving an intense lovemaking session with bigfoot?
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My chances are not good. However, if the rest of you campers would wear your Chewbacca Halloween costumes while camping, my chances would significantly improve.