March 16, 2007

"Rooney Shoots, Jesus Saves" No British churchyard is complete without a """witty""" advertising slogan with some punning word play encouraging non-believers to step inside ... Finally the 'Church Poster of the Year competition' has been launched to celebrate this quaint high-street art form. C'mon Monkeys what's the best one you've seen?
posted by dickdotcom 17 years ago
  • ╔──────────────────╗ │                  │ │.- - -  --- .- - -│ │|  |-|  |-' |  |-|│ │`- - -  - `·`- - -│ │                  │ │ WHAT'S MISSING?  │ │                  │ │  "- -"           │ │   | |   ARE!     │ │    -             │ │                  │ │   † GOD Inc. †   │ ╚──────────────────╝
  • And Satan scores on the rebound...
  • ╔──────────────────╗ │                  │ │   YOU ARE NOT    │ │  WHAT YOU THINK  │ │     YOU ARE.     │ │                  │ │       BUT        │ │  WHAT YOU THINK, │ │     YOU ARE.     │ │                  │ │                  │ │   † GOD Inc. †   │ ╚──────────────────╝
  • ╔──────────────╗ │              │ │ FEELING DOWN │ │    IN THE    │ │    MOUTH?    │ │              │ │  MAYBE IT'S  │ │  TIME FOR A  │ │  FAITH LIFT. │ │              │ │              │ │ † GOD Inc. † │ ╚──────────────╝
  • *kitty-hate-bath noises*
  • I'm with pete. Nothing pissed me off more on my old commute as when the Lutherans decided to start up a board. "For Sale." Bwahaha /evil atheist laugh
  • ╔──────────────────╗ │ │ │ │ │SERVICE CANCELED │ │ │ │ GOD DEAD │ │ │ │ │ │ † GOD Inc. † │ ╚──────────────────╝
  • See? Even the church sign falls into disrepair...
  • ╔──────────────────╗ │    Every time    │ │     you type     │ │   "rediculous"   │ │    instead of    │ │   "ridiculous"   │ │     you make     │ │  Baby Jesus cry. │ │                  │ │       * * *      │ │      *  _  *     │ │      */   \*     │ │        O O       │ │       \'|"/      │ │         ¯        │ │   † GOD Inc. †   │ ╚──────────────────╝
  • Is that Jesus with a 'fro? awesome
  • A local church has one I can't figure out: Love overcomes all sin. That is a good thing.
  • Hmmm... I can't figure out if that's some kind of failed attempt at humor or a jaded assumption that most of the passersby wouldn't realize it was good without being told.