March 10, 2004
Magic Wiggler Worm Ranch.
Now, we know you are sitting there wondering, "Who in the world would need that many worms!" The answer is simple......Everyone ! ! !
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And they tasty, too.
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They taste so good because they're Mississippi grown! Better than mountain grown (not that there are any mountains in Mississippi) ! ! ! Great find, SideDish ! ! !
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don't miss pics of their, um, "operation."
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Did you ever think when a hearse goes by That you might be the next to die? They wrap you up in a big white sheet, And bury you under about six feet. When you're OK in about a week Your casket begins to spring a leak. The worms crawl in, the worms crawl out, The worms play pinochle on your snout. Your liver turns a slimy green And pus comes out like whipping cream, And me without a spoon!
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Red Wigglers, the Cadillac of worms. I'm hooked!
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For the ultimate Red Wiggler experience, however, you must blend them into a smoothie. Only then will the exclamation points pour forth like so much fine red Wiggler wine.