March 13, 2007

Prank Calling While Under the Influence Nothing says, "Celebrate the Saint who brought the Gospels to Ireland *MORE* than getting drunk, saying stupid shit, and prank calling a hotline for precisely that purpose." Erin Go Bragh, Boozehounds...
posted by NuggetMaven 17 years ago
  • Where did Erin go?
  • *brack* Beg pardon.
  • and don't forget to hoist one for yer favorite Gorgon whilst yr out drinking and pranking this saturday!!
  • I enjoy the sensation produced by the ingestion of alcohol.
  • *nods sagely*
  • I enjoy the occasional imbibement of a quaff of fermented or even distilled spirits of fruits or grains. I find it encourages my convivial loquacity even as it invigorates my moral turpitude.
  • Wha Meudsa and the Undrepatns Monstr say... *hic* i.e. I like booze.
  • You know what would suck? If some jerk got really sober and thought it would be cool to call the line and say something polite and responsible. Damn those sober people--they're always ruining it for the rest of us.
  • The big problem with alcohol is that it kills people (see Diagram). Oy gevalt!