March 10, 2007

• squeeeee!
• thanks kit! that put the coup de grace on my hangover :D
• *brain assplodes into li'l puffy balls of nappy squee*
• hehehe. Squeeeeezzzzzzzzznnk.
• Aiigh! *klunk!*
• Good find. Thanks for the laugh.
• Cats are kick ass when they aren't close enough to make me sneeze.
• I started laughing out loud when the one cat was trying to climb off the cactus. Shit, I'm laughing now just thinking about it... Who was singing? Sounded like Bjork with Henry Mancini's Orchestrations. Thanks again for the post.
• I just googled. I'll be darn. That Bjork'll fool ya.
• What? C'mon that was more Bjorky than a Bjork sandwich with Bjork sauce and a side of fried Bjork-tots. Bjorky! I tells ya.
• omg, I have no words for this. My face is all sprained from the squeeing. Fav moments: 1:36 - black fuzzy Yoda-lookalike trying to be ferocious while falling asleep; 2:33 - kneady cat with really long claws; 3:12, BUTT WRIGGLE! Not so fav moment: 2:57 - I hope the toaster didn't land on the poor cat!
• It is Bjork. That was a hit in the UK a few years ago. The video did NOT feature kitties.
• That somersaulting Simaese at 1:35 was pretty cool, too. Mr. Whiskers gives him four milk moustaches out of five.
• Wow. A picture of TUM's cat. Never seen THAT here before.
• The flip side to this oh-so-cute feline tweeness is my damaged loudspeaker and leather armchair with deep claw marks in it. 'Oh so lovely'/'will be shot as soon as I can grab hold of the little fucker' (delete where applicable) was climbing from said armchair onto loudpseaker so he could investigate climbing up curtains ... hurrah ... little fucker too stupid to realise speaker was on speaker stand, thus overbalanced, knocking speaker to floor and gouging deep claw marks in armchair as little fucker tried to save himself. Opinion is divided between Mrs Dotcom and myself as to the seriousness of this issue.
• Aww but look at his widdle face!
• So good I had to share.
• ?
• Living with cats is like being in an Improv club where the show never ends.
• dickdotcom: have you considered these?
• Im in outur space, protektin u from asteroidz. The Air Muzzle, another quality product from SoftPaws
• Gawrsh! I'd never heard of those claw cozies - does Miss Kitty use them?
• The Air Muzzle is like a Cone of Silence for kitteeses!
• That thing never works.
• My whacked out sister-in-law uses them on her cat. I guess they work pretty well, but the tough part is getting them on the clawsies without suffering severe, angry cat-induced lacerations to the upper body and face.
• I figure cats that tolerate claw clipping would tolerate those being installed. They should be a bit more blingy, of course.
• Ha! Ceiling cat needs no claw covers! Jerks! *disappear*
• does Miss Kitty use them? Naw, she's pretty good about using just her scratching post.
• Koko: yes we've considered it ... we've even tried it. It was an entertaining process, but not perhaps a successful one. Neither cat was particularly responsive to the idea of fake nails so applying them was perhaps trickier than we anticipated, with the result that they stayed on the cat for a slightly shorter time than was optimal. the whole process reminded me of the bit in a james herriot book where he was trying to catch a cat that was circling the room like a wall of death motorcyclist
• once I was feeding my neighbors' pets while they were out of town, including a rather large iguana and 2 cats. I didnt get the ig his food promptly enough and he came down off his branch and was hanging out by the door to his terrarium when I approached with the delicious plate of salad and apricots (his fav snack!). well I'd never seen the thing move around much, so I just opened the door. so, ig jumps out, the cats get intrigued...they all start running in a circle chasing each other. being as the ig was big and quite spiny I put oven mitts on then joined the circle of animal chasery. I was really starting to get upset when it struck me how funny the whole scene must have looked.
• When using Air Muzzle cat is ready to launch into outter spaze at any time.
• We had a burst drain in our yard once. As well as resulting in an Old Faithful-style geyser of shite shooting 20 feet in the air, it did cause the cat we had at the time to run around the yard walls like the Wall of Death. It made me laugh so hard I momentarily forgot the boke-inducing clean-up job that lay ahead. Good times...
• *considers oven-glove-wearing, iguana-cat-chasing Medusa image* *Adds Benny Hill soundtrack*
• *and cartoon stars and tornado
• PLEASE tell me you were wearing the rufflebutt panties at the time!
• oh TUM!!! that would have made the lack of recording devices all the more tragic!!
• *imagines*
• And so they wait.
• OK, I'm a big cat person, and that even creeps ME out.
• When I was a kid in Maine we'd go fishing and whatever we caught would go to Clyde's Cats, a herd of ferile cats living near Clyde's shack in the woods. They couldn't be bothered to come down to the wharf to get them though, so we had to drive out to Clyde's with a bucket of stinking mackerel for the lazy fuckers.
• Monkeyfilter: a herd of ferile cats living near Clyde's shack in the woods.
• Ferrile? You had iron cats? *cowers*
• Yeah -- she was hard ore.
• Monkeyfilter: a bucket of stinking mackerel for the lazy fuckers
• Oh, well done!!
• MonkeyFilter: PLEASE tell me you were wearing the rufflebutt panties at the time! Well done, this has been a most prolific thread.
• Cat of 1000 Faces - Episode 1
• That was the most beautiful thing I've seen in a long time! (Except for little Jack with a mustache on a stick.)
• Looks like my Saffi. Except she only has two faces - beautiful and OMG SO CUTE!!!!!!
• How does she have two faces? PIXPLZ!