In other news, the hormone testosterone is thought to render men complete #@%! idiots their entire lives. Film at 11.
I like it. It revives my forgotten idea about putting the ashes of my grandparents into a large loaf of bread and seeing whose ashes will rise the most.
Note: The ashes will be dyed different colors so that they are easier to spot in the bread.
That's fucking awesome.
Geriatric machismo!
First one to break a hip loses.
> the hormone testosterone is thought to render men complete #@%! idiots their entire lives.
Yeah, it's great isn't it? Plus it's a fantastic excuse.
Sorry I broke the Faberge egg collection darling. I was feeling quite hormonal and thought it would be a neat idea to try egg rolling with them.
The local radio station asked this guy what he wears when he works out, he replied, "Shawts". My new word of the day.
TWO WILL ENTER, ONE WILL NAP! TWO WILL ENTER, ONE WILL POO!
Actually, I think this is a fantastic idea. I know of an octogenarian who likes to cross the Grand Canyon on foot in a single day for kicks. I figure these guys can beat the hell out of each other for the same reason.
THAT'S THE BEAUTY OF THE JUICE WEASEL!!!!111!!!1
All you young whippersnappers think you're so tough!
Geddorf my lawn, dammit.
Jack LaLanne appeared at my high school back in the 70s. Already a pretty mature guy, he stood onstage and boldly challenged all the team captains--basketball, football, gymnastics, etc.--to join him onstage. Then he announced they'd all be doing pushups, to see who could keep them up longest. Quite a sight--little old Jack (he's not a tall person), surrounded by buff, studly high school guys.
Do I really need to tell you what happened? All I can say is, those teenagers were pretty embarrassed.
Never heard that Lalanne was into pugilism, but if he were, I'll bet he could kick this guy's ass.
FUMBLEMUMBLESTUMBLE!!!