March 09, 2007

qaSvI' ngoch cherwI' is trying to win re-election to the Finnish Parliament, by appealing to the Klingon vote. A few words may require the assistance of native speakers of the language, but fortunately, his site is also in English, Swedish, and (obviously) Finnish. Clearly, he is a man ahead of his time.
  • Translation to non-warriors Policy-maker Kasvi My name is Jyrki J. J. Kasvi and I participate in Finland's High Council. There I represent the Green League. I strongly trust in love. I want to improve the world, challenge standards, and add new ideas when policies are being debated.... These are not warrior's words! "I strongly trust in love"? You strongly trust in battle, you mean. "I want to improve the world..." You want to honourably fight the world.
  • Clearly, he is a man ahead of his time big freakin' nerd. There...fixed that for ya.
  • From his English pages: I believe in: - Equality of possibilities - Unity of freedom and responsibility - Democracy - Civil society - Pluralism - Tolerance. The Klingon, yeah, maybe, but this is just crazy talk.
  • Nanoo nanoo!
  • Tutu barada nikto.
  • Shaka, when the walls fell.
  • qaplA'!