March 09, 2007
I have sex with cars
"Chris believes one spark for his fetish was 1980s cult TV series Knight Rider, starring David Hasselhof[sic] and featuring a talking car."
The link is to the Sun, which means that the story should be taken with a grain of salt; and there is a ... er... explicit photo of a man humping a vintage car, so take care.
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Pull up to the bumper, ba-by.
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The guy wanted to have sex with KITT? That's sick. KITT was a boy-car.
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I KNEW that wasn't Armor-All.
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Nah, KITT just had a husky voice from burning unleaded gas.
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I have sex with airborn cats.
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And why go for KITT anyway? KARR had that whole bad-boy thing goin' on.
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KITT just needed a good rogering to loosen up and get a little wild.
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I can't do that, Michael.
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I have sex with unborn cats.
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I have sex with undead cats.
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I can't do that, Michael. I think that might have been one of those "no means yes" situations, pete.
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Tailpipe?
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Well this is one kit that never says no.
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We've heard that about you.
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Hmmmm... I tried making out with a 1947 Packard Custom Clipper Super 8 one time, but it just didn't work out. Must've been the age difference. (And it was a straight-8 too, by golly. Sigh.)
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Check out the headlights on that cougar; that should get yer motor runnin'.
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Do NOT have sex with this car.
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Guh.
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For a price, he may get his wish as David Hasselhoff's trusty KITT, the flame-throwing, river-jumping, motor mouth muscle car from the 80s TV show "Knight Rider," is for sale. Yeoooowwrr!
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History is not treating the 80's well. As it deserves.
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*yawn* Let me know when the A-Team van comes up.
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Capt., you just missed out. Sheesh, a mere £9,200.
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Aww, crap. There's this Mystery Machine that's always at the drive-in which needs to be shown up in a serious way. Now it's going to take Sonny and Rico's Chris Craft Stinger to do it, and I'll be damned if I know how to get it from the canal to hwy 20...
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The all-new Mercury Mistress.
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