March 03, 2007

• I like the first four words of the photo caption.
• A former Canadian defence minister says be believes advanced technology from extraterrestrial civilizations offers the best hope to "save our planet" from the perils of climate change. I initially read that last bit as "from the penis of climate change." Which is a very different story.
• Get those damn aliens offa my yard!
• The truth will out.
• But hasn't he seen Torchwood? Playing with fire, dude.
• I take this as definitive evidence that UFO's are a hoax....because if the frickin' Minister of Defense hasn't got the evidence on hand, who does?
• ...because if the frickin' Minister of Defense hasn't got the evidence on hand, who does? Dude, this is Canada we're talking about. Aliens don't crash there, and they have nothing to defend. C'mon! *dodges hail of canadian bacon and hockey sticks, sips cup of Tim Horton's*
• Good point Weezel. Now gimme one of them Timbits.
• Iran defiant on alien technology President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has said Iran will try to achieve alien technology capabilities as soon as possible, including by shooting down any passing UFOs. But Iran denies Western claims that it is seeking advanced alien weapons, saying its programme is for purely peaceful ends. US President George W Bush has refused to rule out military action against Iran over its alien technology programme. "Iranistan should not attemptify to developate alien technologifications," President Bush said, adding that "continuafying such a programistic would not be in the interestologicalability of peacatatstics." But Tehran reacted incredulously to Bush's announcement. "What does Bush even mean?" asked Mr Ahmadinejad. "Those aren't even proper words." This is not the first time the two nations have argued over such an issue. Last week US Vice President Dick Cheney criticised Iran over its programme to find "the one ring". Mr Cheney spoke of concern at Iran's "fairly aggressive" role in Middle Earth, and suggested that "a deadline should be imposed" to stop Iran sending out its Nazgul to "fuck with our shit". "We've put a resolution on this issue before the Fellowship of the Ring" said Cheney, the first hobbit to be elected to the Vice Presidency in America. However, commentators worry that Boromir may use his veto to scupper the vote. Indeed, there is a long history of tension between the two countries. Only last month, US Secretary of State suggested that Iran might have stolen the heart of Davy Jones from the film "Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest" and urged Tehran not to develop kraken technology. But Iran remains defiant. President Ahmadinejad, holding a golden compass and speaking from the main deck, said: "Iran be a peaceful ship, and we sail the seas as free men. But if Captain Bush wants a fight, we'll give him one - won't we, my hearties?" The roar of the crew indicated that the battle is far from over.