March 02, 2007
Swiss (accidentally) invade Liechtenstein!
"Interior ministry spokesman Markus Amman said nobody in Liechtenstein had even noticed the soldiers, who were carrying assault rifles but no ammunition."
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Liechtenstein, which has about 34,000 inhabitants and is slightly smaller than Washington DC, doesn't have oil.
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"Accidentally". Riiiiiight. Those centuries of neurality were all just part of a clever ruse, designed to get us to put down our guard... and it worked!
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(And I say 'neurality', because they were all nervous about it. *cough*)
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Well, yeah. I mean, they didn't any ammunition. And those Liechtensteiners, they fight dirty.
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... didn't HAVE any ammunition. Damn it.
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Time this belligerent rogue state was brought to heel and forced to join the EU.
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Which one, Switzerland or Lichtenstein?
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Whichever produces the best cheese!
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Uh, Liechtenstein of course. A cursory glance at the maps reveals that the supposedly accidental attack must have come from the south, as the soldiers surely would have noticed crossing the Rhine (and highway E43).
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Alll we are saaaa-yinnggg....
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Yes, but the Swiss are not impressed by their weapons. They have THESE! Even their women and computer nerds have 'em.
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I will beat back entire armies with my Tiny Pink Hairdryer of Doom!
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NO ONE expects the Swiss Inquisition!
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I'm traveling to Portland this weekend to pick up a Swiss-Army-surplus ex-military vehicle. I'm supposed to take it right back to Washington State. But if I somehow end up in California, Swiss-style, I won't panic....
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the 170 infantry soldiers wandered just over a mile across an unmarked border into the tiny principality early Thursday before realizing their mistake and turning back. That story has more holes than
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That story has more holes than Than what? Than what? The suspense is killing me!
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That guy on eBay?
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Than a COYOTE convention?
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Than a Krispy Kreme franchise?
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Swiss... and holes... Nah, I got nothin'.