Me want, me want. Gimme!
*throws down banana, grabs MonKEYS, disappears into forest canopy*
"Pop a perky primate on top??!!"
"Pop a perky primate on top??!!"
That's how I met the wife.
Hey mon, where did I poot mah keys!?
*tugs on a dread*
Umm, wasn't this joke originally done on an episode of Police Squad? There was a panning shot of various keys -- ordinary keys, skeleton keys, monkeys, Florida Keys...
Good for these guys picking up the joke and running with it, though.
- I could take the champ with one hand!
- What is he fought with both hands?
- I could still take him!
"6 monKEYS come packed on a clear peggable clamshell card."
Great. More plastic crap to be chucked in the landfills and create more pollution in their making.
What global warming?
"Nigel"?
But Monkeylion, these are Mon Keys. For KEYS.
A must HAVE.
Why do you hate America?
MonkeyFilter: Pop a perky primate on top
Great. I thought they were cute. Not that I was going to buy them, but now I just feel like a greedy consumer capitalist.
Thanks, ML.
At least I made you think. That's the first step.
Yeah free thought!
Seriously, I think they're cute too, BlueHorse, but I'm sooooo tired of the disposable principals of our culture. I just felt the need to make my thoughts digital.
Those polar bears are drownin', ya know. (among maaaaaaaaannnnnnnnny other problems).
Peace and Monkeyness,
ML
Hi robot!
It's true. Teaching is a thankless profession.
The polar bears would love these so-cute products. Don't kid yourself.
Wait - you're telling us plastic doesn't decompose?
But, but...
You people just don't understand!
Polar bears don't NEED plastic shopping bags. But they WANT Mon Keys for their Den Keys.
*waves to sexyrobot and squidranch*
"Polar bears don't NEED plastic shopping bags. But they WANT Mon Keys for their Den Keys."
Slaps forehead, drags hand down to chin.
*nudges Fishtick
I believe we've driven ML to drink, hee hee.
Guys, it's mes keys, not mon keys.
Surely the polar bears die happy knowing they've contributed to mon keys? Besides, I bet they don't even recycle all those Coke bottles. Polar bears are part of the plastic pollution problem. Plus, fewer polar bears equals more elves. More elves equals more toys which equals happier children. Happier children equals more mon keys consumers.♫ The circle of liiiifffee. ♫*will miss polar bears if they go extinct*
Don't know about you, but I'd quite like a Whis Key.
My MonKeys arrived in this morning's mail. Verily, 'twas an envelope of squee-ly cuteness. Pictures forthcoming.
What's Lara got stuck all over her?
Skrik: We can't afford that, but we could assign you your own private stall in the restroom.
Furnishing it would be up to you, though.
Damn, I just ended up posting this twice. My apologies.
That cat is the most mackingest, and he obviously knows it. Something about the squint, it says: "Yes, Mr Whiskers loves Mr Whiskers the best. But you are so fine."
Das Whiskerhausenkat ist der wunderbar!
But what's up with the "dead" key cover one? Is it just too much to make two happy ones? Seriously, wtf.
Something about the squint, it says: "Yes, Mr Whiskers loves Mr Whiskers the best. But you are so fine."
The technician at the vet's office calls that his "How YOU doin'?" look.
Now that I have found i can has a cheezburger? lolcats site via sfred's link, I will not be back to Monkeyfilter. My internet needs will all be cared for there.
silly crapswag they tucked into the package. Cute instructions on the package. More Mr. W. with keys More Mr. W. with keys