February 28, 2007

Cyborg Flying Rats Invade China Nuff Said.
  • One of the most infamous would-be animal espionage projects, dubbed Acoustic Kitty, dates back to the 1960s, when the CIA wired a furry feline to eavesdrop. On its trial run, the cat was run over by a car. "Um, guys, I think I found a flaw in the plan..."
  • Well, we may not have the jet packs we were led to believe we'd have by this time, but at least we've got the damn electric pigeons.
  • Damn Electric Pigeons is going to be the name of my band. If I ever have one.
  • So what's all the flap about these pigeons?