February 26, 2007

Librarys(ians) are hot. Plato's thoughts are online.They are also available at my library. I prefer the library, because Wikipedia, and other on-line sources aren't reliable. (It also helps that my librarian wears the sexy librarian glasses.).
posted by Kro-Bar 17 years ago
  • You just made my day! Great link!
  • Fans of sexy librarians are invited to meet the Rogue Librarian, who seems to be on a bit of a hiatus right now.
  • The other great thing about good libraries for kids: a most wonderful place for hide and seek.
  • even when the internet does provide actual content (as in a search for the history of Russia) the information is often snack-sized or the overall experience cursory – a sort of quick-reference browsing. Ah, yes, you might titillate me here with your posts, but if I want more, I go to my library!
  • Monkeyfilter: titillate me here with your posts
  • Hmmm, can't say I've met too many hot librarians. They must all work somewhere other than the places I've worked at. In fact, i'd say I've met more hot female engineers, including my wife. Now, if you said library assistants/clerks....
  • Nooooo! Libarians are NOT hot everybody! Librarians are total glasses-wearing, hair-in-a-bun prudes who are anything but hot! Please do not attempt to find out if a librarian is hot, you will be bored to death. Stay away from librarians! Shit, now everyone is gonna horn in on the action.
  • Oh yes Librarians are the hotness. Sadly so many of them seem inclined to declare themselves "not like" the librarian sterotypes---a mark of inner defeat. The librarian has always been the coolest cat in the town, as anyone in the know coulda toldja.
  • The librarian I see most often is a fine, fine, fine-looking man. He looks like that there Omar Epps feller from the teevee.
  • Librarians? "Oooh look at me, I'm so hot just because I was born between September 24 and October 23!" God you people are such swear word ... swear word ... comparison with other signs of the Zodiac ... follow-up malapropisms about people employed by acquariums and people who make pies ... swear word ... standard joke about "Uranus" in the house ... and done
  • Oh sorry I hit "post" too early. Still, the structure's all there - write your own goddam bullshit, I'm going out for lunch.
  • I get a strange thrill of attainment from reading quiddy's naked comment structures. Er, I mean from librarians. Porn! I get a strange thrill from pr0n! Stupid keyboard! Type the right words!
  • It's not so easy typing with your left hand, is it, Pete?
  • I'm a library assistant, complete with (occasional) bun and (constant) glasses, and as such, demand to know the whereabouts of anyone who resembles Omar Epps. (Also, here's the best complement I've ever received, and I hereby give it free to those who will employ it, with discretion, with their local librarians: You look like when you take your glasses off, the paint melts off the walls.)
  • Oh vey: compliment, not complement.
  • that would be oy vey, but since you've already corrected yourself once, we'll let it go. Now take off your glasses and post a picture.
  • Ralph! Inappropriate doggie! No! Now g'wan! Git! *settles back to reading, hopes for picture*
  • No vey!
  • Vey not?
  • When you go to your local branch and see a helpful, soft-spoken woman, with glasses, that's me. When you visit your local college's academic library and espy a brassy bitch in charge of reference, that's me. When you stop by your lawyer's library (down there in the bowels of the building, away from the windows) and see a smartly-dressed soul who look as though she just emerged from a mountain of paper, that's me. When you take a tour of one of the more celebrated libraries of your nation and glimpse an overburdened soul hotfooting it from one door marked Private to another, you've seen me. When you try to approach a shelver for information and she blows you off, that's my sister.
  • When you try to approach a shelver for information and she blows you off You have just rekindled my love of reading.
  • I have been thinking of changing professions, and the life of the librarian sounds full of intrigue and excitement. I long for the heady aroma of paper and glue, and the soft flutter of turning pages and moving lips, the slightly damp armpits from toting stacks to and fro, and the supreme satisfaction of a book put in its proper place. The thrill of tracking down overdue books and demanding late fees! Do librarians get to carry weapons?
  • Koko: FEAR the pencil stuck in the hair bun!!