February 21, 2007

• Account Suspended The account owner has been informed regarding this - in case of questions kindly open a support ticket via the control panel. Looks like that link's been sheared!! Eh? EH!
• It certainly was a gambol posting this one. Bet the site owner's feeling pretty sheepish right now. Or is that, feeling a pretty sheep?
• baaaaah. nothing to see here.
• Bannilanolinated!
• Move along! Move along! Mutton to see here.
• Ewe kidder.
• Try to choose a country. Thankfully, we have no members from New Zealand, or I'd be in trouble.
• Right. So how 'bout that wether?
• It's wram here!
• I shudder at my twisted mind's ideas over just what was in that site.
• It's warmin' tup here, too!
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• I think it's a crook of shite.
• Bah.
• Wool you please stop posting dead links? You just keep ram-ming them down our throats. Personally I think you're full of sheepdip.
• bullacks. I wez lurking foreward too dat.
• Yeah, it's turning into a Bo Peep show.
• Somebody's trying to pull the wool over our eyes! The link works fine.
• Ralph: Hey! Look at this sheep-screwing page I accidentally found! Non-Ralph: Oh shut up. I know you went looking for that, and you're trying to play it off that it was "accidental." Ralph: It was an accident. I find such things abhorrent. Non-Ralph: Oh? Is that why I woke up with sore hindquarters and wrapped in your stinky sheepskin car seat covers? Ralph: I can explain that... Ralph runs out of thread, exit stage left
• New Zealand New Zealand New Zealand New Zealand New Zealand New Zealand New Zealand New Zealand New Zealand Uh. That's not gonna go well with our dear leader... Ha! And some of those cute sheep have really funny expressions.
• Flock me
• Ah, Australians and their unfortunate projection.
• I was listening to the radio today whilst shaving and I distinctly heard the following said during an advertisement for a cell phone carrier: "Two more hours of unlimited calling!" What the fuck can that even mean? Infinity plus two?
• That's for the American Idol dialers. You can call an unlimited number of times in 2 hours in their reality.
• The link works- why is this post eeked? Is it the New Zealand references? What I wouldn't have given for a site like this when I was single! Q-What do you call a Scotsman with more than one girlfriend? A-a shepherd.
• Posts that are considered acts of agression against the Tracikraken are held without represention by counsel in a dark, moist zip folder deep within the bowels of the Mofi server farm, where sheep are routinely molested or sold as sex mutton.
• You know, I had a feeling it was something like that.
• No eekation without representation!
• Sorry I'm late your Bashiness, just finished work on the Mao family album and Uncle Joe's Book of Happy Kulaks. Now, where was this bit of history needed airbrushing?
• Oh, just this dossier I have: Fun Times at Buchenwald!
• Is this the first post in history to go from the frontpage to eekville, only to return back to the front page? Does that make this some sort of zombie-like post?
• We...live...again...........brains.......need...brains....
• And pass the mint jelly.
• As zombie-like as Mr Lopez, aka Marc Anthony.
• I take back the name of my band being Damn Robot Pigeons, or whatever. It's now going to be Sex Mutton.
• If this is now a zombie thread, shouldn't all comments made about that zombie baby in the other thread now appear here?
• Mother Renault kept thinking Marc Anthony was Jimmy Smits, somehow shrunken. Seriously.
• I take back the name of my band being Damn Robot Pigeons, or whatever. It's now going to be Sex Mutton. Will your first single be a cover of The Whiffenpoof Song?
• Yes, yes -- serenade your Louis... I would also accept an aubade. In fact, I'd prefer it. Miaow!