February 18, 2007

• Cool.
• In a side note--the most recent National Geographic was completely about the declining numbers of elephants in Africa. It's very depresing.
• Extremely awesome. I'd like to see video of this.
• The next time you dread a trip to the dentist, consider the plight of poor Tusko the elephant.
• I'd like to see video of this. Here.
• I consider the elephant to be my totem (rubs elephant tattoo). They are simply amazing creatures. I think we have a vast amount yet to learn from them. Their declining numbers and treatment in some countries is heartbreaking.
• I consider the elephant to be my totem (rubs elephant tattoo). They are simply amazing creatures. I think we have a vast amount yet to learn from them. Their declining numbers and treatment in some countries is heartbreaking.
• Oops.
• You mean...all one has to do...is write "I'd like to see a video of this", and in half an hour...presto! ??? *runs off to all of the meetup threads*
• Damn! Prior art in the very thread that I referenced. /sheepish
• prior art? you a patent attorney or sumthin'?
• Hmmm, maybe I should sue...
• Yeah, look, we've all woken up with strange marks on our forehead and been confused by a mirror. All this proves is that elephants drink Stella too.
• (rubs elephant tattoo) Now that's ONE tattoo that will only get better the older you get! Q: How do you know if you pass an elephant? A: You can't get the toilet seat down. Q: Why do elephants wear springs on their feet? A: So they can jump up in trees and screw monkeys. Q: What sound do monkeys hate most? A:Booooiiiiiinnnngggg...Booooiiiiiinnnngggg... Booooiiiiiinnnngggg...
• Dolphins (2001)
• You think your job is bad? Ever gotten a black eye from an elephant penis?
• Sweet Mothra -- you know that application form was framed for the lunchroom of the Workman's Comp office...
• *shows the Capt. the 'special collection bag'*
• Now that's what we like to see. Brand recognition. It's a Hefty Bag!
• I could swear someone once posted an image of a blonde woman looking uneasily at an elephant's fearsome penis. Was that here or in one of my dreams?
• Elephant beats keeper when meals late
• When your patient is Earth’s largest land animal, sterilization is a big job
• Why are they sterilizing elephants when their extinction is being discussed? I realize it's tough to keep a non-breeding intact male around because of the testosterone behavioral issues, but wouldn't you think it necessary to preserve the maximum of different genetic material?
• Maybe they take semen samples before they sterilize it, assuming they have the budget for storage.
• Elephants run in slow motion
• Ah-ha! Here's that picture, though it was actually the testicles and the woman just looks curious.
• She looks dreamily aroused to me. The filthy elephant-gonad-cupping minx. I'll be back in a minute...
• Happy Elephant Day!
• Elephants Use Smell of Fear to Sort Friend from Foe
• Elephants pee to keep in touch with family
• How do you masturbate an elephant?
• Kenya's elephants send text messages to rangers
• Vibrations 'could save elephants'
• Im pickin up good vibrations Shes giving me excitations Im pickin up good vibrations (good vibrations) Shes giving me excitations (excitations) Good good good good vibrations *GramMa rocks out*
• Elephants smell the difference between human ethnic groups