February 16, 2007

• The 4th one is the best, and one I will use!
• Ah, physics, is there anything it can't do?
• I like the first one where the whiskey and the water swap places. You can freak people out and start your own religion with that...
• Anytime -- since I was a kid -- anyone bets me that they can do something that sounds impossible, I typically respond with, "I am sure you can. No, thanks." How idiotic are people to take that bet? If a guy comes up to me and says, "I bet you ten dollars I can make turn this shotglass into an albino midget hamster," I am pretty sure that he has a plan.
• #6 own breasts
• Curse you for that one.
• Buy me a drink, big boy.
• The Real Hustle.
• Hidden cameras my ass. *buys the house a round*
• *high fives gomi*
• Don't high-five too closely, else you run the risk of ruining your "free drinks" equipment.
• There are a bunch of hustles explained in the Mind Bogglers series by Dan Harland.
• Er, make that Dan Harlan, with no "d".
• A friend of mine makes oragami out of dollar bills and leaves that as a tip on her first drink. Often the second one is free. Not a trick, of course, but it does work.
• I want to know more about the hidden cameras in nunia's ass. I think.
• SMILE! You're on Goatse Camera!
• How idiotic are people to take that bet? If a guy comes up to me and says, "I bet you ten dollars I can make turn this shotglass into an albino midget hamster," I am pretty sure that he has a plan. I think some people think it's worth the money to see the trick done, bernockle. I'm glad they paid for it tho', it was interesting to see the way the hustlers thought out the problems.