February 15, 2007
YOU'RE ALL A BUNCH OF GODDAMN SHEEP.
Gizmodo attempts to look more authentic, less like a press release revolving door. Baby Jesus throws up in his mouth a little.
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Bah.
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meh
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pfft.
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LOL!
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Arf.
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Que?
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Huh?
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Heh.
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Ack!
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Olé!
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Bum
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Twang!
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Roffle.
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Oof.
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Ni!
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THAT. Was awesome. *SNNFFFF* Ahh! I love the smell of a fresh-cut rant in the morning.
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Eek!
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WiFi.
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What?
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Eeeowwl 'ongry like!
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tldr
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Pooh!
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WTF?
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tldr Zing!
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BAAAAAA
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MOOOOooo... oh, sorry, isn't this the Candlelight Dinner zoo tour?
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But, what should I buy?
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iCaramba!
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Foinsapp!
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A-ooo-gah.
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Oot greet.
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Would you like to see my new phone?
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Damn- and I had just sent away for a Fenlands™ Anal Massage 7000. Now I find I don't need it plus that particular model comes with DRM.
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Not to worry, I bet there's a crack already available for it on the web.
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Crack...anal massage...I GET IT. Yes, it is funny.
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I had to send back my Fenlands 7000. It leaked.
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They were supposed to have resolved that problem in the wake of the Series 6000 debacle of 2005.
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Meh.
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Rats!
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Rent this. It's scary.
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lmao
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YOU'RE ALL A BUNCH OF GODDAMN SHEEP. Is it time to mention Bush yet?
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better wait for pete.
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Hm? Oh! Yes! @#%! Bush! Damn right! Thanks GramMa, I got distracted watching that ad on TV with the slinky wimmen all rollin around in they underwear.