February 10, 2007

Daleks as a force for good Missed this at the time. Would that all pitiless mutants bent on universal domination exhibited such a fine social conscience.
posted by Abiezer_Coppe 17 years ago
  • In other news, Cybermen campaign to save the planet. Mondas, that is.
  • Obviously, those Daleks are bleeding heart liberals and probably teh gay to boot. I can't help but feel the burning shame of the real Daleks who have to watch their hard won image being sullied before the world. It's sad day for sociopathic alien life forms.
  • Oh can't we just have some bad guys to hate on without needing to sympathesize with them?
  • Why do they turn me on so??? OH yeah
  • I keep hearing "Dalits as a force for good" in my mind when I read the title. I guess it's obvious that I don't watch television.
  • I wanted a toy Dalek when I was a kid. But my mom wouldn't get me one. The one i wanted was shiny and battery operated and had the lights and spun around and everything. I yelled my guts out and made a big deal out of it. So finally my mum relented but instead of getting me the electric Dalek, she got me this really ugly cast-in-plastic blue Dalek with little wheels on the bottom. No flashing lights, nothing. It would just sit there. After that, i stopped asking my mum for toys.
  • *pats StoreyBored sympathetically on the back*
  • *yawn*
  • There are times when the wrong present is worse than no present. I asked my Mommy for a guitar, and I got - a toy guitar. I was thirty-two at the time.
  • Moms do that so kids will STFU and stop harassing them about toys. Almost makes me want to be a mom, so I can constantly buy the wrong toy, then act really hurt when the kid doesn't like it.
  • Hey, my mum wouldn't even get me the cheap plastic blue freakin' Dalek- nothing!- and I easily whined as much as SB. At that point, I would have settled. I would have but I don't want your pity- I just want to point out that there is no end to the layers of human suffering.
  • I wanted that Thunderbird 2 (the one that seemed to give birth to that little car from the box that came out of its' guts) and never got it... but I turned out OK. *adjusts gas mask*
  • There are times when the wrong president is worse than no president For fuck's sake darling, not every thread has to be about Bush.
  • Four fucks and sake, darling. Will you not stop boasting about your recent trip to Japan, quid? It's getting very old.
  • MonkeyFilter: It's sad day for sociopathic alien life forms. For fuck's sake darling, not every thread has to be about Bush. It's because of Bush we can't have nice things.
  • omg, Flagpole, the Thunderbirds! I yelled for Thunderbird 1 and 2. At 100 decibels. Nothing! Not even a faint acknowledgement of my deep emotional need. F*cking Siberia, that was my childhood, lads.
  • My sister gave me a pair of radio-controlled daleks for christmas -- they wheel around madly, screaming "EXTERMINATE! DESTROY! DESTROY!" at quite a volume. They have IR bits, too, so they "shoot" each other as you're madly trying to control them. Fantastic for chasing cats, too...
  • Some threads really assure me that I am nowhere near being a geek. This is such a thread.
  • Will..y ... no...b ... ti... t ... p...o...o ... How disgusting. Typical Abiezer!
  • Daleks are menacing partly because they're just so damn adorable. It's like being run over by a Ford Anglia. I can totally see why the Daleks would be against humans killing each other - they want all the fun of that for themselves! My friend saves his wine corks, because his little niece uses them to play Daleks.