February 08, 2007

HAVIDOL: When More Is Not Enough. Via.
posted by homunculus 17 years ago
  • I scored a 28, and need to retake the test. Will this turn me into a Scientologist?
  • On the one hand, I scored a 33, on the other hand, the guy in the swimming pool is me.
  • I got a 33. I don't HAVE the disorder, but I MAY GET IT. On another note, "I don't feel as young as I used to be". BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
  • har. I got a 32.
  • 30 myself. I like how they basically "loop" you in regardless of your score though. Help is available... C'mon hi-scorer, out yourself!
  • 34. What did I win?
  • 49!! Gimme some of the good stuff!
  • The easiest way to tell that it is not a real drug is that the malady that it allegedly treats (DSACDAD) is not an easily pronounceable acronym.
  • Your score is 46. I'm not sure if that means I need more drugs or I should take less of the ones I already have..... Or have I already taken too many....
  • Err, it was the aveafynetyme HCL that gave it away for me. Aveafynetyme™ is a derivative of Edonisym™ which cannot form a halide salt.
  • Shit. Got a 24. I need less than all y'all.
  • Somehow I got a score of 126...
  • You did see that it comes in suppositories, right? How can that be fun? Wait...don't answer that.
  • I'd like to be prescribed Havidol®, but only if it's very expensive and comes in an distinctive, easily recognizable form so that other people know what I'm taking.
  • MonkeyFilter: You did see that it comes in suppositories, right? And I'm spent! Yeeah baby!
  • Zingo, Pete! MonkeyFilter: I don't HAVE the disorder, but I MAY GET IT. I'm afraid I'm suffering from Cantfindititus.