February 02, 2007

We the undersigned petition the Prime Minister to stand on his head and juggle ice cream. We the undersigned petition the Prime Minister to replace the national anthem with 'Gold' by Spandau Ballet. (Personally, I'm with Billy Conolly, and holding out for the theme from the 'Archers').

Feel free to add one of your own. via

  • Some of the rejections and reasons given were interesting, and I may well be forced to sign up for Mr Hadley in the gold suit. Anything but the current dirge.
  • The Conservatives proposed this in Canada once, but the plan backfired in less than a month when comedy-news show This Hour Has 22 Minutes managed to get 10,000 Canadians to sign a petition requesting Conservative leader Stockwell Day to change his first name to Doris.
  • So did he change it, then?