February 01, 2007

• I'd be willing to bet there are at least twice as many Jesuses.
• I found Jesus. He was behind the couch the whole time.
• Hello? Jesus? Where are You?
• And Jesus Christ? Where are You?
• God uses IE? on a mac? wtf?
• I just found god where he always was.
• speedsquare, and he types URLs into the searchbar. God doesn't seem very computer savvy for someone who's omniscient.
• I found God a little bit pretentious.
• lol@the second link. Hahahah. I love that song.
• God is alive and well and living in a sugar cube.
• God? GOD IS IN MY PANTS.
• Then Nietzsche was right.
• Please pray that God will provide an additional. $3,000 for a new amplifier. The Lord has worked marvelously at just 100watts. Betcha they turn it all the way up to 11.
• I ain't prayin' to no hundret-watt lord.
• The existence of God has been proven "100% absolutely, scientifically, without the use of faith", by Kirk Cameron.
• It's watertight. And deleted. DELETED!!
• Now we will forever associate the great and lauded names of Anselm and Descartes with that of Kirk Cameron. And how right and proper it shall be. I, for one, welcome our ontological sitcom overlords.
• i found god he was under the sofa cushions
• ...ontological sitcom overlords. 1./ Everyone Loves Raymond 2./ No one can please all the people all the time but Raymond, therefore: Raymond is better than anyone 3./ Raymond is the epitome and apex of being loved 4./ Therefore: God is a whinging, nasal fuck whose entire fame revolves around an impoverished and tired stand-up routine and accidentally falling into a TV show with Young Frankenstein
• I'm reading the Dawkins book. I am learning a lot about God. Yesterday i read on page 186 about St Teresa of Avila...heh, nudge, nudge and her "experiences". Heh. But there are no photos.
• Proving his existence would be evil, if not diabolical, wouldn't it, because it would remove the need for faith?
• Proving his existence would be evil, if not diabolical, wouldn't it, because it would remove the need for faith? Not really, you'd still need to have faith that god's a stand-up motherfucker that won't snitch or cut you when you turn your back.
• The best trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he was different from god?
• MySpace Deletes Atheist Group
• Oh for void's sake!
• MySpace is a cultural cesspool, anyway. I only go there to find bands' websites that I've discovered, and then I'm out. Not that it isn't horribly wrong, but you know.
• > MySpace is a cultural cesspool, anyway. I find it genuinely offensive at an aesthetic and technological level. It's like someone has taken all the bad ideas from web pages c. 1997, web-2.0-ized these ideas and then provided templates based upon them. It's a fucking nightmare, and it's getting worse.
• Thank you for articulating what I hate about myspace, roryk! It is hideous
• Have you seen these poxy animated comment GIFs that people leave for each other? They make me want to cut open my computer screen. Gah!