Isn't choosing not to choose a choice?
Didn't the sloth further the experiment by choosing not participate?
Reminds me of all of you in bed while you're sound asleep like little babies aw, how cute.
Isn't sloth one of the ninety-three deadly sins?
Some sloths. The bad ones.
Neither pounds of cucumbers nor plates of homemade spaghetti were appetizing enough...
Well, that's just typical! I wouldn't come out of my tree for that, either. Just because I'm sloths are slow and hairy doesn't mean they don't enjoy some mighty fine cookin'.
And I shall raise an army under the sloth banner and together we will...we will...we will...just fucking frustrate you. Take that, results-oriented science fuckers.
You've got to admire such commitment.
They forgot bringing in a female sloth. Only sex can beat sloth.
He's a sloth, guys.They call him that for a reason. He probably wouldn't drive a car, either.
Mats obviously wanted absolutely nothing to do with furthering science," said Axel Burchardt, a university spokesman.
Well, did they explain it to him that way, or did they just try to bribe him with some stupid fucking cucumbers?
I have Stupid Fucking Cucumbers on DVD.
Have you seen Stupid Fucking Cucumbers on HD? Man, them are some bumpy ass cucumbers.
I say good for him. If I were stuck in a cage and asked to climb a pole, no amount of cucumbers would do it for me, either.
That one time we went to see those pole-dancing sloths? Dude, that was a pretty tame evening right there.
You were maybe expecting some hot cucumber action?
Rolling in homemade spaghetti
A poem about sloth and food and poetry (but no poles)for the sloth:
Blues
by Elizabeth Alexander
I am lazy, the laziest
girl in the world. I sleep during
the day when I want to, 'til
my face is creased and swollen,
'til my lips are dry and hot. I
eat as I please: cookies and milk
after lunch, butter and sour cream
on my baked potato, foods that
slothful people eat, that turn
yellow and opaque beneath the skin.
Sometimes come dinnertime Sunday
I am still in my nightgown, the one
with the lace trim listing because
I have not mended it. Many days
I do not exercise, only
consider it, then rub my curdy
belly and lie down. Even
my poems are lazy. I use
syllabics instead of iambs,
prefer slant to the gong of full rhyme,
write briefly while others go
for pages.
Baby sloth video! scroll down a bit
Oh, teh squee, the squeee, it burns!
his widdle arms, his widdle eyes, his widdle yawn
waste of film to show teh smiley girlfriend
I'msloths are slow and hairy doesn't mean they don't enjoy some mighty fine cookin'.