January 23, 2007

Curious George becomes victim of Conspiracy Planet

The creation of the monkey involves the great inventor, Nikola Tesla, two of his Jewish immigrant friends who survived the Holocaust and the "Curious George" fact that Daddy Bush may actually be the son of Tesla's accountant, George H. Scherff Sr. Huh?

  • And who played the Man in the Yellow Hat in the CG movie, you ask? Why, Will Ferrell, who also played a NAZI in The Producers! BUT OF COURSE! *bug-eyed*
  • NAZI is an acronym of the New American Zionist Initiative! We are through the looking glass now, people.
  • 'Ave we started again? *Ooo!*
  • Well, that clears that up then.
  • That was one of the most beautiful pieces of batshittery I have ever read.
  • MonkeyFilter: one of the most beautiful pieces of batshittery I have ever read Analog: (May I call you by your first name?) Excellent analysis.